It's official: I have the stupidest injury ever.

[MadnessIsAVirtue]

I chipped part of my tooth off on a pistachio nut shell.

[look_ninjas]

I pulled my shoulder reaching across to unbuckle my seatbelt last week.

[Burrido]

Broke my right arm in 4 places when I was 15… Sliding into first base.