Khameini: hands outside the sheets.
Yea - well good luck with that.
So accidental masturbation is still ok right? It’s just that deliberate kind that messes you up.
I’m not sure but he has a web site where you can pose that very question. I’m guessing that giving blowjobs and swallowing is pretty much ruled out but while you’re there could you check it with him?
I thought it was only a violation of fasting if you caught it in your mouth.
Yea - but what if later there was a single sperm in your mouth and you had a drink? Huh, huh? I’m pretty certain us lay people are not going to clear this up on our own.
Actually, the notion of fasting extends to more than just not eating or drinking during the hours of daylight. You’re also supposed to remain “pure of spirit” during the whole month, which includes stuff like not picking fights, going out partying, and yes, masturbating. Additionally, having sex during the hours of daylight would also render your fast invalid. Basically, the entire point of Ramadan isn’t deprivation, its a time for reflection and meditation; the fast just serves to remind you of the fact that there is more to the world than the material aspect.
You can masturbate as long as you don’t ejaculate, is how I’m reading it.
Other stuff you’re not supposed to do during Ramadan: use your asthma inhaler. From the website:
But in another Q he says:
I don’t think us lay people are gonna figure this one out, either.
Well, if you spooge into a jar, you can save it for swallowing after sunset.
Yea - but that’s all very well for the giver.
Any news on dry humping?
Unless I’ve been completely misreading my Koran I think it’s pretty much compulsory all year. Flagellation, so long as it’s with a rod no thiccker than your thumb is okay too, so long as she’s been a really naughty, naughty girl.
wakey wakey, hands off Ali Ackbar Muhhammed Kareem Abdul Jabaar Abdiwahad Osman Khameini.
wonders why the fuck she bothers sometimes
Can you swear like that during Ramadan?
Seriously.
Ditto. I was wondering when some humourless wanker was going to come in and start bleating about ‘respect’, albeit in a subtle manner.
Newsflash - some of have no respect whatsoever for Islam, Christianity or even The Invisible Pink Unicorn yet the adherents of said stupidities have no problem whatsoever telling us what we can or cannot do with our own bodies, what we can or cannot say or draw without having to go into hiding so forgive the fuck out of us if sometimes we take the piss.
Really? Khameini is ordering infidels to observe the Ramadan fast now? No wonder you’re pissed.
Respect and humour are not mutually exclusive either.
Oh, this was humour? Could’a fooled me; it looked like an idiot taking a cheap shot. But by all means, return to your yuks because the religious man said a naughty word. Ha ha! “Masturbation”!
No, I still don’t get it. Is it a pun or something?
If you don’t find the idea of an imaginary god worrying about when and whether you wank freakin’ hilarious why don’t you just piss off then? Participation in this thread isn’t compulsory.
Ah, you must have only heard about religions yesterday, then. I think the problem is that the rest of us have known about them for some time. Hey, have you seen that Pope dude’s hat? Wicked funny. And you know there are some rude bits in the bible? I told Johnny Scudamore about them in third period, and he laughed so hard he peed himself and got sent to the headmaster. I’ll tell you them if you lend me a Transformer for the day.
Seriously, though, it’s because you’re just trolling for reactions from perfectly respectable Muslims like Angua here, whom you pounced on as soon as she expressed the mildest dissent. You just want an excuse to go off on your usual rant about Islamic violence, and wife-beating (and lo and behold you did). And now you’re going to tell me how you read the Koran last year so you know better than, y’know, Muslims. You might even quote some of it to prove that’s what those dirty devils do. Oh, how we shall be chastised.
Perhaps the joke is that a boring lefty northerner actually cares what some Iranian dude says? Yeah, that is sort of amusing, I guess.