A jumpin’ couch of scientologists OR a clam chowder of scientologists
A daywalk of gingers
A gaga of attention whores*
An overflow of toilets
A haggard of closets**
*Poke her face!
**As in Ted.
A Winehouse of Trainwrecks
Back in the early 90s Lady Chance’s boss, a (literally) grizzled 60-year old Navy veteran used the phrase
"a hazard of kids’
in front of her. It’s stuck in our household, I can tell you that.
A scare of trick-or-treaters
A palin of moose
A hurl of sickness bags
A dope of Tour de France competitors
A creep of crotchless fursuits
Yes, I realise I might get myself pitted for the last one.
This might be of some use.
A farrah of poster blondes.
I got nothing.
a bribe of politicians
A bristol of unwed teen mothers.
A speidi of attention whores.*
A gosselin of divorcees
A popped collar of douchebags
An emo of teenagers
A lohan of rehab patients
- Because Gaga ain’t got nuffin’ on those two.
A minefield of flutes.
A busket of hairy snatches
or
A topiary of trimmed twat
or
A prunery of bald beavers
depending on your, umm, gardening preferences…
A Norris of Martial Artists
A Beck of Nutters
A Gimp of Shortbussers
A Pulchritude of Lady Dopers
**A Great Deal of Card Players
A Briston of Shepherds** (forgive me!}
A Bang of Geeks. A really big group is a Big Bang of Geeks
**A Shuttle of Astronauts
A Thundering Herd of Cats** (Clowder my butt.)
**A Symphony of Tweets
An Annoyance of Spam** or A Styfull of Span
**A Giveaway of Chick Tracts
An Omniscience of Dopers**
A Bile of Old Men
A Foie of Chefs
A gossip of paparazzi.
A gel of lighting techs.
A hiiiiii of celebrities. (You know, that horrid fake ‘hiiii’ they say when they don’t want anything to do with you but they want to appear friendly because the cameras are watching…)
A shank of inmates
A Paris of celebrity sex tapes
A fence of neighbors
An ohemgee of orgasms
A lucite of strippers
A Flush of Casinos
A Larceny of Liquor Stores
A Haggle of Hookers
An Addle of addicts
A snack pak of vomit…
A Privyvangelism of Bible tracts.
A bundle of faggots.
A-cup of Flockharts.
A geesle of gags.
A paroxism (two) of rocks.
A squabble of Republicans.
A dithering of Democrats.