The new millennium has arrived in Tonga.
Is the planet still intact?
What game are YOU playing?
Nah, tact went out of style decades ago.
This is probably the only time in history that people have cared about Tonga. 
And now… Happy New Year, Australia!
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge…others just gargle.
Did you know you can buy Tonganese citizenship for about 300 bucks?
Sure, Ursa, but if you ever decide to renounce it you have to have a Tongalectomy.
The overwhelming majority of people have more than the average (mean) number of legs. – E. Grebenik
The new year arrived in Moscow a little over an hour ago and we have yet to be blasted off the face of the earth by non-compliant nukes. It’s not the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine.
“I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it,” Jack Handy
Damn, you mean I actually have to pay these credit card charges off now!!?? Doh!
I think the banks might collapse this week because of all the cash people are hoarding, and all the credit charges people are making. Although, I heard the Feds printed extra money and gave it to the banks to help.
The new year has now arrived in Cincinnati!!!
(In case you don’t get the joke, we have a reputation for being behind the times.)
Are you sure about that PunditLisa? I heard that city counsel moved New Years back a week because the Paul Brown Stadium wasn’t y2k compliant.
“People must think it must be fun to be a super genuis,
But they don’t realize how hard it is
to put up with all the idiots in the world.”
– Calvin and Hobbes
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