Thanks. I started a thread in MPSIMS to see if anyone else had stories of this happening or any advice and there are some updates there.
I’ve had to give up for the night. Just before dark I managed to touch its head but it backed up and I couldn’t reach in any further. At least it is moving around. If it isn’t out by tomorrow, I hope I can find a mobile mechanic to help.
@aurora_maire Add me to the list of those wishing you the best of luck capturing the wee fuzz ball.
Super mini rants:
Spent four hours working in the yard yesterday, between raking, trimming back plants and mowing. Looked beautiful. Well, most looked great. In the side yard was something rancid. Looked like a corn cob, but was super slimy and reeked like rancid milk. The one insta gag smell I can’t handle. So only part of the sideyard was done and luckily I had a lawn bag near to vomit in.
Today, ahead of a big front moving in, it’s windy as hell. Can’t tell I did a damn thing.
And today I had a list of stuff to accomplish. Need to finish a sewing project before Friday. Massive headache means no. Need to get a bunch of baking done also before Friday. The quesies are saying I probably shouldn’t chance it. And, from the yard work yesterday, I am so congested and miserable I just want to cry, but that’ll make my headache worse and generate even more snot.
I got the kitten this morning. When I opened the hood it was sitting on the engine and I grabbed it. About an hour ago I found a home for it with someone from Nextdoor. I’ve delivered the kitten to her and all should be well. At least once it finally gets a chance to relax and feel safe.
So great to hear that happy ending.
That’s wonderful! You’re a good human.
But where’s our picture??
And don’t get me started on sports seasons. I hit a diner/sports bar for dinner last week, and they were showing baseball, football and car racing at the same time.
I wish but it spent like 99.99% of the time I was dealing with it hiding. 
All I know is that it was a tiny gray fuzzball.
The kitten probably looked like this
https://images.app.goo.gl/7uNdu6SrH76jiQaM9
That’s so funny because that’s exactly what I thought of when I saw the kitten Friday.
I got a message from the new owner. She said its name is Smokey and they had already had their first adventure (no specifics but I imagine it had to do with catching it after it got out of the box). I asked her to keep in touch. I’m curious if Smokey is a boy or girl. I kept thinking of it as a boy so we’ll see.
YAYYY, SMOKEY!!! 
Sooooo glad to hear.
Ninja’ed. Better yet, pictures.
And you are the best of humans!
Boo
I just got another message from the adopter. She said she thinks he (she is calling him a boy for now) is only about 4 weeks old. She fed him some kitten milk and said he has settled down now that he has a full tummy. If he isn’t eating real food, that may be why tuna didn’t entice him out of the car. She promised to keep in touch and send pictures at some point.
Best mini-rants saga & epilogue update EVAH!
The whole thing was so drama-filled that it took me by surprise when it ended so quickly and so well. I wish all our mini-rants could have happy endings!
I rarely pit our own, and have never pitted Dopers as a group … and I realize there’s a learning curve with new technology … but I wish all y’all could figure out how to quote, instead of just replying with no context.
I’m getting sick of posts that amount to, “Yeah, Bob, me too!” replying to some remark posted waaaayyy upthread, usually with just an initial letter instead of an avatar to identify who they’re replying to, and I have no idea what Bob said originally.
Fuckin’ quote whatever Bob said four days ago, then post your “Yeah, me too!”
ETA: error, “to whom they’re replying”
[by @purplehorseshoe] I rarely pit our own, and have never pitted Dopers as a group … and I realize there’s a learning curve with new technology … but I wish all y’all could figure out how to quote, instead of just replying with no context.
I’m getting sick of posts that amount to, “Yeah, Bob, me too!” replying to some remark posted waaaayyy upthread, usually with just an initial letter instead of an avatar to identify who they’re replying to, and I have no idea what Bob said originally.
Fuckin’ quote whatever Bob said four days ago, then post your “Yeah, me too!”
ETA: error, “to whom they’re replying”
Part of the problem is Discourse keeps removing quoted material if it comes immediately after the quoted post. Like it just did on this one; let’s see if removing the quote tag and just making it a block quote helps. (It does! Huzzah!)
And I’ve learned that if you click on the little arrow next to the name of the person being replied to, you’ll see the post being replied to.
Now the …fellow up the road has put up eleven American flags and three Trump banners in addition to the previous billboard-sized one. I saw one of his kids getting out of their car and she was wearing either a red-and-white striped dress with a blue jacket, or a costume. 
That would send my blood pressure through the roof.
I live in Trump-loving gun nut country. In my neighborhood we have those “thin blue line” flags and Trump signs everywhere. Some asshole just put up a sign that says, “My governor is an idiot. Pure Moron.” (A riff on “Pure Michigan.”
Ya know, the same governor who has been threatened in a kidnapping plot by domestic terrorists.
I don’t think the timing was a coincidence.
Asshat.
I make it a point to make an unobtrusive alteration to the text (swap out an uppercase I for a lowercase L, add a space) to accomplish the same thing.