It's the Ides of March!

Well that’s perfect. March 14- Steak and Blow Job day. March 15 -Ides. March 16- nonacetone’s birthday. March 17 -St. Patrick’s Day. Sex, murder, birthday cake and beer. I say from now on we take the whole week off.

Been watching “Up Pompeii” have you?

Hey, it’s my birthday too! Happy B-Day, all of you Ides of March Pisceans!

One makes it, of course. I didn’t get to destroy it, but I did get to eat some of the innards, so I’m happy.

(1 cardboard box and 1 balloon, cover in papier maché and paint them for head+body. Make arms and legs from stuffed stockings. Wrap creation in a toga/bedsheet, crown with laurels. Remember to stuff with candy before sealing.)