That was Dex? All I could make out was “Please untie me, Skip. I’ll do whatever you want. You’re the big dog.” over and over again, punctuated by weeping.
Nevermind. Grandma just says crazy things. Ya’ know?
:dubious:
All right, you two. Get a room.
What can I say? I found the whole trial and the hoopla surrounding it fascinating. I can’t explain it, it’s just like one big surreal circus train wreck and I can’t look away.
Put me down for a tabloid catching MJ holding hands with a new “special friend” by March. New allegations within 5 years. How much do I get if I win?
Has anyone taken noon Friday? If not, put me down for it.
So allegations are all that is required to win this bet? And tabloid accounts qualify? Sheesh, you don’t set the bar very high, do you?
Hey, if I can step over it, less work for me 
Actually I think after this trial he’s bullet proof. I suspect we’ll be hearing allegations as long as he lives. I don’t for one minute thik he’ll change his ways, residence maybe, but the guy lives by his own peculiar rules.
Hmmm. Interesting discussions, but nobody’s placing bets to speak of. So far, we’ve got “Christmas” and “immediately” taken. Anyone else want to pick a time?
And did anyone see Michael’s interview the other day where he said that he really likes twenty-nine year olds?
'cause there are twenty of them…
I think it’s more likely that some allegations will come up from the past rather than new ones. Plus there’s the inevitable civil suit, which may also bring up past incidents that aren’t allowed in Criminal courts, IIRC.
I think you’re running the wrong sort of pool, Clothahump. What you should be taking bets on is when MJ flips out completely. When he loses the last tenuous shreds of reality.
Or when his face falls off.
I think both of those have already happened.
Wow, MJ seems to have boosted the “eccentric” standard a couple of hundred per cent.
Howard Hughes is starting to look pretty normal now, isn’t he?
What is the bet? In the OP you said it was, “Guess how long it will be before Micheal has his hand in a new kid’s Underoos”, but idn’t provide any details on how this was to be determined. That somebody somewhere makes unproven allegations? Files new charges? Wins a conviction? I might be interested if you are a little more specific.
MJ could straighten out and fly right.
You haven’t seen OJ Simpson slashing and decapitating anyone in quite a while have you?
People can change.
BWAAAAAAHAHA!
Michael doesn’t like boxes.
One of MJ’s accusers (now full grown) as he appeared in court to testify:
http://www.brandchannel.com/features_profile.asp?pr_id=32
Underoos styles MJ (allegedly) likes best:
http://www.geocities.com/FashionAvenue/Catwalk/8809/packages/bobafett.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/FashionAvenue/Catwalk/8809/packages/chewbacca.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/FashionAvenue/Catwalk/8809/briefs/tonto.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/FashionAvenue/Catwalk/8809/packages/ateam.jpg
We’re guessing the date of the next incident. The victim might not come forward for a while, but when he does, we’ll soon know when MJ first got his paws on the kid. That’s the date.
I must be missing something here. How, exactly, is this a bad thing?