It's the Saturday after Christmas. You NEED more than two people!

Worked 1-9:30 today. Actually, a little longer than that, but first things first.

When I arrived, there were more than enough people to man the registers and patrol the floor. Even so, the displays were quite jumbled. “Gee,” I thought in my innocence. “It’s gonna be a job getting everything squared away by closing. I better stay on top of things.”

Spent much of the first few hours on register. Out on the floor, I fought a losing battle against items that had been abandoned hell and gone from their designated areas. I did see one task through to completion. A customer complained that she “couldn’t find anything” in the knife section. Once there, my jaw dropped: it looked as if racoons had been at it. Just one big heap of knives, knife sharpeners, cutting boards, and instructional videos. I found what the customer was looking for, then spent half an hour getting everything sorted and either hung from pegs or stacked at the bottom of the display.

Returned to register and rang up for another half hour. During this time, I learned that “Josh” would arrive shortly, to work 5:30-9:30; everyone else had left or was about to; and “Pat” was also on until 9:30, and also hadn’t had his dinner break yet.

Josh arrived on time, clocked in, and promptly disappeared. Pat was finally able to track him down…in Tabletop. “They don’t have anybody over here,” he claimed. “Well, neither do we,” Pat said, somewhat testily. “Rilch has to go on break, and then I have to go.”

What finally happened was that I took my break from 6-7, then Pat had his from 7-8. Josh stayed in Tabletop the whole time. Now, granted, they really didn’t have anybody else over there, but it was at that time that Pat and I began to wonder what management had been thinking when they made up this schedule. Especially in light of the fact that today was not just Saturday, but the Saturday after Christmas.

During my break, I ventured out to the Hickory Farms store and found it shut. Not just for the night, but apparently for the season. So much for my petits fours. Whiled away the rest of my break, then relieved Pat.

As I mentioned in my MPSIMS thread about the Saturday before Christmas, it’s at times like these that cashwrap gets swamped with returned and abandoned merchandise. There was nothing I could do about it, either, since I was entirely alone and there was never more than thirty seconds between customers. At one point between 7-8, a customer asked why I was working alone. Mildly, I remarked that I didn’t know either. He further inquired why “that guy” (Josh) was “just sitting on his butt by the wedding registry desk”, then started towards him. Later reports had it that Josh saw him coming and hightailed it back to the Tabletop cashwrap. Another customer gave me a candy cane “for being so sweet under pressure.”

Pat returned, and both of us started counting down to 9pm, which we assumed was closing time. We planned to close the registers, then do a speed-run to return the heaps of merchandise on the counter behind us. Ron appeared at some point during this, offering help at clearing up, but since he is one of the slowest mofos in the universe, that came to almost nothing.

At 9:05, realization finally dawned in Pat’s and my frazzled brains: despite it being five minutes past the supposed closing time, 1) customers were still milling about 2) the doors were opened, and 3) we hadn’t heard any PA announcements to the effect that the store would close in X minutes.

“When do we close?” I inquired of a passing manager.

“Ten.”

“…” (me)

“…” (Pat)

“Well, if you guys can stay till ten…Just close the registers and go. 'S’okay…I don’t know who made up the schedule…They really should have had you guys on from 2-10:30.”

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Now, my anger does not stem from some kind of I_D_B_Besque sense of persecution. It’s not a matter of “Wah, they made me stay another half hour!” or “Wah, they made me earn my paycheck!” What was wrong about this whole thing was that, with only two people on register, and for two hours, only one, we were not able to effectively SERVE the customers!

I had a woman waiting almost fifteen minutes for me to go and retrieve a set of queen-size sheets from the storeroom, because the line never ended. The few times that I found myself serving the “last” person in line, someone else, or several someones, would always materialize behind them. There was one woman whom I could have cheerfully killed. I could have broken away in order to look for the queen-sized sheets, if only she hadn’t insisted on slowly…counting…out…exactly…forty-six…cents. Or maybe not: when I did return from my sheet quest, I found a very aggravated woman with two frying pans and a teakettle, asking, “Can I ring up here or what?!”

And people don’t take too kindly to suggestions that they go to Tabletop or Children’s to get rung up. What, look for another cashwrap when this one’s right here? Whether or not that’s an unreasonable request…I dunno, it’s not my call. What’s unreasonable is being in a position where I have to decide between pissing off the person who wants to pay for a set of wineglasses or pissing off the person who wants me to look for her sheets.

So we finally left, with cashwrap still in shambles. Hell, the whole floor was in shambles! The knife display was still in good shape, but that’s not the answer to everything! The opening shift tomorrow is gonna be so pleased with the sight that greets them. I won’t blame them for being pissed, but I hope it won’t be at me or Pat.

Management, you suck! Two people?! You needed three people to close, at least; preferably four! Why did you hire all those seasonals if you’re not gonna use them? And not coordinating the ends of shifts with the closing of the store is true rectal-cranial inversion.

Oh, and I also whacked myself in the mouth with a skillet handle. But on the plus side, I opened another charge account. Well, technically, it was declined, but I still get points for getting the guy to fill out the form. And I gave him 10% off anyway, so he went away happy. Also, I hadn’t realized Pat didn’t know how to close the registers. Now he knows.

Oh, Rilchiam. You have my sympathies. And I know just the kind of managerial screw-up, half-assed stuff you’re talking about. I used to work at Staples during the back-to-school rush. We’d invariably get enormous (like, all the way to the back of the store–no kidding!) lines, piles of random merchandise everywhere, and far too few of us to make work even a semi-human experience.

Nice thread OP Rilchiam. I really got a feel for what you went through. It was very well written and rather juicily descriptive. And yet, never did it become a “woe is me” fest, you just kept it nice and cool and pretty well balanced.

Great OP. Feel free to print out the following advice to your employers… and feel free to pass it all the way up the line till someone’s nostrils hurt…

Ahem? Management? You’re a bunch of two-bit cheapskate mongo’s aren’t ya? I mean seriously? The Saturday after Boxing Day for crying out loud? How much bloody brain power does it take to know that you need more staff than usual to cope with the workload on a retail floor? I mean… it’s not bloody rocket science, is it? You bunch of used-toilet paper recyclers… hope your bloody prostrate glands start playing up real soon!

I think that perhaps you need a pair of shackles at one register. You can put Josh in them, and let him out on his break. Hmmmmm, better make it TWO sets of shackles. Put whoever makes out the schedules in the other set.

Oh, I feel your pain. Indeed I do. Management needs to put out every half-competent body out on the sales floor every day in December. And what’s more, it would be great to have some people doing nothing but straightening the store. I hate shopping in a war zone. It’s truly penny wise and pound foolish. If they had more clerks out on the floor, possibly they could move more merchandise out the door. I wonder how many people wanted to buy stuff, but couldn’t find what they wanted because of the mess?

I really want to go to Target tomorrow, but I’m not sure whether I will or not. I could certainly do with some restocking, as I generally DON’T shop (except for groceries) during December. But I don’t know whether or not we’ll still have the Madding Crowd around. Perhaps everything can wait until Tuesday.

Ouch that sounds bad… about as bad as when I was working in this outlet shop. The mess you descibe sounds like how shoes was for a couple of MONTHS. We’d get one part of shoes into a semblance of neat (in a couple hours because we had to pair them up again they were all dumped on the tables in one big pile. Try to sort out shoes that look exactly alike, with all the boxes missing and impossible to tell sizes) and it would be back to that in a matter of minutes.

We finally had to shut down parts of the shoe section just to sort them all out. For 2 people every day that was their job… to sort through the mess of shoes. I was glad I didn’t usually work in that section, the few times I did was bad enough.

I hate when management is a fuckwit with the schedule like that. You deserve a bonus for keeping your cool. I woulda been major p/o’d by the end of the night though I might have stayed till close (depends how generous I’d be feeling at that time)

I totally sympathize with your post. Stonebow and I went out to hit a few after Christmas sales and get a little lunch that wasn’t left overs. We weren’t returning or exchanging anything, but scores of folks were! At Toys R Us - 2 register lines open. Linens N Things - 2. Books-A-Million - 1! :eek: Have the managers lost their minds? Who could possibly think that 1 or 2 would be enough on the day after Christmas, which also happens to be a Friday? Morons.

My compliments, though, go out to Pier 1. There were no less than four girls behind the counter, and at least two more I spotted on the floor in a store roughly 1/4 the size of Linens N Things. And they were still swamped!

FB

I try to always be forgiving of all checkout and store assistants. Ones that are busy, anyway. I don’t much like the ones who stand around doing nothing much.

Anyways… what’s “Tabletop”?

I worked Friday and was surprised that it wasn’t really crazy, which I was sure it would be. When I got hired (I’m seasonal, at least for now) I said that I could not work 12/27 (because I already knew I’d be going to a concert) and there was no argument. When I came into work today I was told by several coworkers that yesterday was “a madhouse” and that many people stayed on for hours after their shift would have ended. I am SO glad I was not around for that insanity!

I definitely feel the pain of having coworkers not doing anything when it’s obviously a busy time to everyone else around you.

I am guessing that it’s a section of a housewares that deals with things that go on top of a table. Dinnerware, China, Crystal, Flatware, serving pieces, linens?

That’s my guess, anyway

FB

Rilch, y’not lookin’ at this from the proper managerial perspective.

Look at it from management perspective.

If there are not enough employees on the floor, and the place is a madhouse, and the employees run ragged, will this get me in trouble? No. At worst, someone will complain to the manager. Who is the manager? Me.

If there are too many employees on the floor, and things are running smoothly, but I’m having to pay out an unusual sum in wages this week, will this get me in trouble…? Maybe.

Now, the decidiing point. Am I, personally, going to be there to deal with the theoretical storm the Saturday after Christmas? Think carefully before answering. Ultimately, the decision on this one will swing the whole question.

Not that I don’t sympathize. That’s one of the reasons I swore I’d have to be mighty hungry before I ever worked retail again.

Give me a nice, comfortable, safe psychiatric ward, any day of the week.

All they do THERE is try to KILL you occasionally…

Okay.

Last night, I was upset because I wasn’t able to serve the customers properly. But after today, I’m seriously reconsidering whether they’re worth it.

It seems that pigs can drive, or at least take buses and trains, to malls. They also seem to be able to handle cash, and to be issued credit cards. That has to be it. Surely civilized people couldn’t be responsible for the mayhem I had to deal with today.

Arrived at 1, supposedly to work till 5:30. Knew I’d be asked to stay until closing (7pm this time), and was. Rang up for a little while, till I made my quota, then was turned loose to restock the items that were still at cashwrap since last night.

What I did was, I got a stroller (“Mickey”, from carryout, wanted to lend me one of their dolly carts, but I knew I’d never be able to maneuver it through the aisles), loaded it up with stuff, and trundled around, reshelving. And picking up out-of-place stuff from the floor as I went along. Two or three new items for every one that found a home. Apparently, it’s possible to pick up boxes and bags with a set of hooves…but not to hold onto them for very long, since stuff was strewn everywhere, in the most unlikely places.

There were washcloths inside a skillet, people! There was a pepper mill on a shelf with pillowcases! There was a sweater atop the utensils display, and a coat hanging from the Godiva rack! Someone took a quilt out of a bag, spread it over one of the display beds, and left it there! Another someone took the featherbed right out of the futon cover on another display bed, which might have been just barely acceptable if they’d actually bought one or the other, but they just left them both there.

Circe, I think it was (do correct me if I’m wrong), turned Odysseus’ men into pigs. She whipped up a huge feast, waited until they’d all begun stuffing their faces, then raised her wand and declared, “Become ye swine without, as ye are swine within!”

What I wouldn’t give to be able to do that. Hey you, who made the aisle between Analon and Tools of the Trade completely impassible with boxes, and pots and pans out of their boxes! Squeal for me! You, who tore the cover on the Donna Karan bed! Show me your curly tail! And all of you who left drink cups, takeout bags, and a half-finished cup of frozen yogurt scattered around, plus the person who spit out their gum in the water fountain! All together now…

Have you seen the little piggies
Crawling in the dirt
And for all those little piggies
Life is getting worse
Always having dirt
To play around in…

One good thing, though. A disabled woman was looking for items from a wedding registry…items that this particular store doesn’t carry. I had her sit down while I checked the database to confirm this. Then she wanted fingertip towels, so I brought her an assortment, but they all turned out to be too expensive. After all that, she thanked me profusely, and said she was going to write a comment card further praising me. So at least I get that.

And everyone pitched in today, including Josh. “Stella”, however, is on thin ice. She was really slacking off, just shooting the breeze with customers while she was on register, as if there was nothing going on, and in front of everyone else. Manny almost blew a gasket, and did speak to Jenny about it. And, talking of Jenny, she was on the PA every five minutes from 7:00 on, announcing in an amazingly calm tone that we were closed and hint, hint, the parking garage could be reached from Menswear on level 2.

Sigh…I have tomorrow off, unless they call me in.

In their styes with all their backing
They don’t know what goes on around
In their eyes there’s something lacking
What they need’s a damned good whacking…

On preview:

FaerieBeth: Yes. Everything that’s not strictly utilitarian. Lenox crystal, fine china, linens, silverware, candleholders, and so on. Also Lladro figurines and assorted picture frames.

Wang-Ka: Oh, I know how management’s beady little minds work. But, we’re constantly having it pounded into our heads to make the customers happy at all costs, so that it shouldn’t even occur to them to ask for a manager. And your logic still doesn’t allow for scheduling the closers for full shifts that end half an hour before the store closes. Anyway, management was out in force today, so they did have to deal with a lot.

Where are the usual capitalist running dogs to point out that the store is not actually making any money on returns and exchanges? (Master Wang-Ka came closest.) The money is already in the till. Who cares if they have to wait in line; there is payroll to consider!

Every year, all through December, I thank goodness I am not in retail any more. So happy … so happy … so happy

Hate to agree with Model, but is true.

Returns/exchanges are one of those areas where management’s minds often seem to shut down. “If they were happy, they wouldn’t be returning stuff.” Low priority.

As to pigs… well… all I can say here is what you already know: there can be a thousand “good customers” and one “pig,” but it’s the pig you remember. And there were likely enough customers through your area over this past weekend to allow for quite a few pigs.

(geez, reading this makes me feel like I’m channeling my wife. “Do you have this in mauve? How about in the back? You don’t have anything in the back except the offices, restrooms, and time clock? Could you go and check? Just in case you’re lying? We customers know damn good and well you employees keep all the GOOD stuff in the back. For yourselves. You have EVERYTHING in the back, you know. It’s well known among customers that The Back is five times the size of the actual store…” My wife can quote this stuff, chapter and verse, for hours. She was in retail TOO LONG, you see…)

Speaking of pigs… I briefly worked for a large department store. I was supposed to be in housewares but my first day was the day before mother’s day. They needed help keeping the womens clothes neat so that became my job for a day. Thank god it was only one day.

I found (all in the same changing room) a used condom, a used diaper (the adult variety), dirty baby wipes and dirty underwear (ours, with the tags still attached).
I stole some safety clothes from the first aid closet and cleaned it up. I suppose I didn’t have to but it was still better than being out in the open with the customers.

Retail is evil.

Stand your ground if they call you in today.

There was a really popluar diner in town. They always had a great brunch, lots of food. One year, New Year’s Day fell on a Sunday. For some reason, the diner thought “no one will come for brunch on New Year’s Day…” and only had a skeleton crew scheduled to work.

THe place was never more packed. The two waitresses and one cooked could not possibly keep up. One of the waitresses had to scrambled in the kitchen to help the one chef, the other was rushing around trying to manage the till as well as serve orders take order serve coffee and keep the bufet table looking full.

Patrons were pretty good about it. Some got up and started making the rounds serving coffee to the dozens of people who were waiting. A couple other actually started taking orders.

Everyone felt sorry for them so they got big tips, even by those who’d had just coffee before giving up and leaving.

But I still can’t believe that one of the most popular brunch spots in town thought “no one will come on New Year’s Day” and gave half the staff the day off!

We had enough people yesterday to patrol the floor, so I’m no longer angry at management. The scheduling glitch will now go into the archives, ready to be dialed up the next time someone Pits their own manager, and posted without malice.

But the pig problem is ongoing. There’s always a certain percentage of people who tear stuff apart and leave it; they just increase exponentially as the overall number of customers increases.

And it baffles me. I do not work at Wal-Mart. My store is a branch of one of the oldest retail establishments in America. It used to be a big, big deal to shop there.

We will provide service to any customer who walks in the door, and sell anything to anyone, as long as they have the cash, or the register doesn’t spit back their check or credit card. But in return, I would vastly appreciate it if people would display the same courtesy towards…

Not even towards us. Towards each other, for crissakes. I can’t count how many times someone’s complained that they really, really wanted to buy such-and-such, but it’s out of the package. Or they’re looking for this or that, but they can’t find it “in all that mess”. My co-workers and I didn’t take those pillow shams out of the package. We didn’t jumble up the Calphalon display. Other customers did, often without buying anything anyway, and subsequent customers suffer due to their self-centered slobbitude.

It does not have to be this way.