It's Time for a Flirt Thread!

Whoa! Hey, that tickles! [sub]I didn’t say “Stop”[/sub] Oooh, there’s no pudding there, but, um, you know, don’t let that stop you or anything…

Careful, I’m covered in this stuff, you’re getting some pudding on yourself there. Let me get that for you…

He unbuttons the top button of her skirt, but seeing some measure of doubt in her eyes, mrblue take’s dlgirl’s hands in his own and rubs them softly.

“I understand, dear one. We don’t have to finish tonight if you truly want me to stay forever.”

He holds her close with his eyes and gently strokes her hair.

Careful with that bit there, Crunchy, it’s a little slippery.

::Again looking into mrblue’s eyes, dlgirl replies::

“Stay forever, please. I want to be close to you always. I want to know you love me.”

::She falls into his heaving chest, kissing it. Then she kisses his lips, warm with the quick breaths that betray his want::

:eek:

It seems you are in good hands. Carry on. :slight_smile:

The slippery bits are my favorite. :wink:

mrblue lightly removes the blouse previously draped across dlgirl’s shoulders… and soon his hands drift once again down the smooth skin of her back, finding their way under her now loose skirt.

Cradling her in his arms, he shifts her weight once again and lies her on her back, kissing down her neck all the way to the center of her chest…

So they are. Say, you seem to have missed a spot. Could you…yes, right there…

mrblue - get a room pleezzz…

(and bring purple roses)

Oh, yeah, right; Vegas or something? Well, have a good time! [sub]I sure had a good time with you! Maybe we can do it again sometime.:)[/sub]

Dang; only got down to underwear. Oh, well; que sera sera, I always say. To be honest, bobkitty, I was wondering how in the world we were going to end this. See you in a few days (metaphorically, that is)!

Hey, wait a minute; what do you mean, “don’t do anything I would?” We gotta have some fun! :smiley:

::dlgirl’s breathing quickens and her back arches. She places her hands on mrblue’s head. She pulls him up onto her. As they passionately kiss, dlgirl presses mrblue firmly toward her::

The heat rising from dlgirl’s body begins to encase mrblue’s mind, and he finds his hands acting on their own accord. Slowly, he pulls his arms from underneath her, forcing her skirt down to her knees. His fingers run their way up her inner thighs, finding them drift apart, and he feels himself being entangled as her legs somehow wriggle free of her skirt and wrap around him.

Now his hands find their way to her chest, playing with her bra. He kisses her quickly now, with vigor, his mind a blur of passion.

Geobabe and I are licking pudding off each other, but we’re still dressed. I mean, normally I’m not a prude or anything, but when you’re pulling people’s skirts down to their knees, you are WAY passed the flirting stage.

Get a room already, wouldya?

::dlgirl stops mrblue’s fingers::

Honey, I think we have taken this a bit far on our first outing together. What do you think? If you want to go out again, and see what happens, that is fine. I just don’t want to seem too, well, easy. Plus, I don’t think the rest of the Dopers want to see our P.D.A., do you? I mean, did you see Rossie’s face? His jaw just about fell off.

I really have enjoyed this, but if you want to carry this further, e-mail me. :wink:

Oh, that explains the merkin. :wink: Actually, I am kind of jogging compared to the pace some others are keeping up. Here’s a drink I snagged from the waiter, it’s apparently called a Liquid Fuck[sup]TM[/sup]. Not sure what’s in it, or that we want to know.
::raises glass::
To the most beautiful one of this or any other board!!
::sips drink::
Aaggh! What’s in this thing?

sighs

You’re right, of course, darling. Ceasing and desisting for the moment seems to be the wisest choice. My sincerest apologies if I crossed any lines…

I enjoyed this, too. (Perhaps too much, I fear!)

Goodnight, sweetheart.

gives dlgirl a final kiss for the night

Goodnight, my love. ::long and passionate kiss::

No, you haven’t crossed any lines. And I might have enjoyed this a little too much too. I swear I was near, um, “it”. You don’t know how powerful words are. ::long unsatisfied sigh:: I shall see and hear from you again?

…and good morning, sunshine.

Of course you shall see and hear me again, if your heart so desires.

Truly I do know the power of words (and if I didn’t, last night was certainly enough to demonstrate). smiles Don’t worry about “it”, sweetness; such things will come when the time is right.

:rushes off to find the e-mail:

I think this thread should’ve been called the “It’s time for heavy petting and light bondage” thread! :eek:

No, that’s not a complaint. :smiley:

Sheesh. I can’t even get kittie to tell me if she wants some champagne. :frowning:

It’s the story of my life. If it was raining soup I’d be the one standing outside with a fork. I’ll be over here on the couch in the corner reading “The Economist” if anybody wants me. . . Geez, I feel like I’m in high school all over again.

Puts on headphones and plugs “That’s Life” into the CD player

Zappo