It's Time for a Flirt Thread!

Say, is that pudding on your leg?

[raises Pucette’s ankle to mouth, begins to remove pudding with tongue, unless kicked in the mouth first].

The embarrassment having passed, dougie_monty, determined to control his temperament, approaches the Dopers and, after they greet him, he comments that they seem to look and act like college professors, journalists, librarians, or Cecil’s lieutenants.
This gets a laugh. They introduce themselves to him and a few state their avocations, perhaps not so glamorous as he had pegged them but good solid lines of work just the same.
They ask if perhaps he has been doing some such intellectual work.
“Heck no,” he answers with a smile. “Why, I just finished six hours of yard work for a customer.”
The ice is now broken and they proceed from there. :slight_smile:

Oh! Of course. Would you like to see my brand new thong underpants? My secret underpants gnome sent them to me. Or should we start with YOUR underpants? :smiley:

Sorry it took me so long, I’ve been away from the computer for a while. How you doin’ ShibbOleth?
:smiley:

It’d my pleasure, as well as yours, Tygr

::hardygrrl takes away the smoke and the beer, takes a long drag of each before grabbing Tygr’s shirt and pulling him in close. Wrapping her arms and legs around him, she slowly licks the sweat off his neck…::

Hey baby, how YOU doin’? Sorry it took you so long, but don’t worry I’ve been waiting for you. Several of us have taped the proceeding so far, so it’ll be easy for you to catch up.

As you can see, things have gotten just a little bit out of hand in here. Sit down, make yourself comfortable. Can I get you something to drink?

Here, let me take your coat for you… oh my, what is that you’re wearing under there?

::bobkitty gasps as the huge grandfather clock begins to chime the hour::

Good god! I have to go! I haven’t even packed for my trip!!

::she gives Lindy one last kiss, jumps into her clothes, and dashes for the door::

Now, don’t anyone do anything I would! I’ll be back in a few days.

See… that’s always the problem when your tongue starts working.

The process of you licking just causes there to be more of whatever you’re licking up…

(Tygr shivers, which is odd considering he’s no longer by the refrigerator)

I think mrblue went home. Anyone want to keep me company? Rossarian? Nicklz? Are you here?

Yes, darling, I’ve gone home, and here I am waiting for you. Why do you look elsewhere?

seizes dlgirl and kisses her deeply

still going…

almost comes to a rest, but continues…

finally releases her, yet comes back for a gentle peck

Wearing? All I’m wearing is a coat, and don’t you think you’re moving a bit fast for a first date?
Yes, drinks are nice. Something with a high alcohol content, cause I have a feeling I don’t wanna remember tonight :smiley:
J/K
:winks:

::Sighing a happy sigh, dlgirl holds mrblue close to her. She looks into his eyes, which beg him not to go:: Please. Stay.

::trails her tongue to his ear, nibbling his earlobe as she whispers suggestions to him. The words ‘scarves’, ‘stroking’ and ‘oil’ can be overheard…::

:holds her tight:

How long do you want me to stay?

Oh, sweetie, forever.

::dlgirl snuggles into mrblue’s chest, taking a deep breath, inhaling his pleasant cologne. She starts to caress his chest and kisses it::

The kisses send a shiver through my entire body, an awakening of spirit that I have felt too rarely, a fire of the very essence of life emanating from inside my heart, bursting to get out. Subconsciously, my hand drifts down past the small of her back, around her beautiful curves to the hem of her skirt…

And pauses. Looking deep into her eyes again, I ask:

“This is too fast, isn’t it, my love? You deserve so much more than sweet talk and a random encounter, never to be repeated. Tell me what you want.”

::adjusting her fallen bra strap, dlgirl speaks in low, soft tones::

Just you, my love. I want you beside me, to hold me, kiss me, caress me.

::She takes off mrblue’s shirt, throwing it in the corner. Then she sits him down on a loveseat, kissing him and playing with his hair::

Pudding, you say? I love pudding! slurp

mrbluesmiles and leans in close, kissing dlgirl along her neck working up to nibble on her ear. Slowly, he rubs her thigh with one hand as he helps her remove her translucent top. Then, shifting her on top of his lap, he holds her close and kisses her once again.

Mmmmm…::dlgirl unbuttons her blouse and guides mrblue’s hands to her waist. She whispers something in his left ear and then looks into his tender eyes. Her heart beats faster. Should she do what she is on her way of doing?::