Yessiree…step right up, only one dollar, one dollar right here.
Welcome to…Kiss A Doper!
That’s right, for only one dollar you can be kissed by a real-virtual Straight Dope Member!
:::ladyfoxfyrestands up behind a small table with a sign hanging out in front proclaiming her to be the female Kiss A Doper:::
We need some Gentlemen to participate, unless all of you ladies out there don’t mind settling for a kiss from me.
But hey, I’m up for experimentation, so have at m…huh? Oh, right. Gentlemen!
[over megaphone]I’d like to see Crunchy Frog(ya slut),Astroboy, iampunha, thinksnow, Rue De Day, Superdude and maybe a couple other guys behind the booth for applications into the kissing booth. There’s only one thing ya gotta do…and hey, we have to make sure you’re ready for the public!
Just a dollar! And believe me, it’ll be worth it! (I gave all the guys a test run out back last night and determined that we needed to practice all night so we were ready to open in the morning :D)
You will not get cheated out of your money on this sca…I, uh, this little bit of carnival fun. As manager (and a customer!) I guarantee that these kisses are juicy and jam-packed with…well, whatever good kisses are jam-packed with! And lots of tongue! (Make a note of that guys)
Eyes glazed, shirt rumpled, and his face locked in a silly grin, Verrain takes out his wallet, carefully removes a one dollar bill, and hands the wallet to ladyfoxfyre.
“Call me.” He murmurs wandering down the street in a happy daze.
Hey…I don’t wanna kiss…but my friend does…<pushes Esprix to the front> He needs some good lovin and if a dollar will do it then…well what are friends for?
Sorry Shibb, I was watching kickoff not checking here.
:::grabs Shibb by the waist and gives him a big kiss straight on the face, wraps her right leg around his hips:::
:::still kissing Shibb…:::
:::sorry to people waiting in line::::
Okay. That should make the Bucs win.
As for Darkscyde…well, I don’t quite know what to do about Esprix. Drag him in here and we’ll see if we can get him hooked up.
I think the Bucs intercepted Favre right about the time I read the “kiss” post. Then the seven year old Packer fan next door came over (wearing his Marshall Faulk jersey) and now we’re all downstairs watching the game. I’ll take 10-7 Bucs at the half. Kewl!
From now on, let’s make sure we clarify who you’re paying for here. I’m assuming Juniper wants think, so I’ll let you two go. Wait, I’ll take the dollar. Then I’ll let you two go.
