It's time to officially Pit Joe Paterno and the Penn State football program.

Uhhh . . . that might be a bridge too far, for many many reasons, but I see and acknowledge your thought process.

He’d almost certainly be there. But . . . yeah, I’ll leave that to the eventual prosecution. I think they get immunity for tracking that stuff down.

I really can’t cope with SA’s bullshit anymore… he is now the one and only person on my Ignore list.

That’s all I ever asked for.

Finally.

Hey, I think you missed one of my posts (strange, as you have accounted for 10% of all the posts in this abortion of a thread, but things slip through, like the little boy in your made-up fable slipping on the soapy floor).

So I’ll repeat it:

Why did you post this – http://connect.pennlive.com/user/pritio_metrif/index.html ?

And do you still believe those assertions?

Hugs n’ kisses (or on second thought, emphatically not, not with the likes of you) –

Lance

Truer words have never been typed. When was the last time various warring factions of the Dope agreed so universally on an issue?

At this point, I have to assume that SA is either a hard-core troll (well done, sir!) or has some form of dementia. I’m going with the dementia, frankly, because the idea that someone finds amusement in trolling about the anal rape of children gives me a sad :frowning: I hope SA is able to get the medication and/or treatment that he needs for his condition. My understanding is that the treatments available now can slow the progression of the disorder.

Anyone who can make a statement that he’s winning an argument that he’s so very clearly not only losing, but unable to adequately participate in, can’t be arguing in good faith or in a right mind.

**Huerta88 **is certainly bringing a top-notch game to this beatdown. It’s been a thing of beauty to watch.

That’s a third option (besides troll or dementia) and while I want to believe that this isn’t the case, that a grown human being can’t possible make the arguments SA is making and be serious, my experience tells me that it’s all too possible. Pedophiles are extraordinarily good at rationalizing their attractions and their behavior. If McQueary had actually said “I told Joe Paterno that I saw Sandusky raping a child, and I saw Sandusky’s penis entering the child’s anus,” and Paterno had said “yes, McQueary told me he saw Sandusky’s penis entering the child’s anus,” a pedophile would find a way to make that behavior acceptable.

A fourth option is that SA is a victim of childhood sexual molestation himself, and in a desperate attempt to remove the stigma of victim, is attempting to hand-wave away what happened to him by dismissing the reports in the Sandusky case. If that is the case, SA, then I’m truly sorry that happened to you.

This lurker votes “Sounds like the voice of experience when he describes (and tries to handwave* away) child rape. Was he molester or victim?”

*Should that have been “dickwave”?

I think he’s the first in history to achieve the elusive Megachong.

Now, I’m back to lurking, carry on with the PALATR, Huerta

Alternative explanation #4,235,731 on what McQueary saw Sandusky doing in the showers that night.

One more expression of support for the accuracy of the above assessment. I’m pretty sure that I haven’t interected with Huerta88 previously, and I might take issue with some of the ad hominen’s that tend to litter his posts, but on the facts of what has been going on in this thread he’s rock-solid, and SA? Not so much.

Starving_Artist, whatever point you think you may be making here, when nearly every poster who can be bothered to respond expresses the opinion that you are at best a blatant troll, and at worst a child sexual abuser yourself, you are simply not getting across the message you claim to be making. Try and spin it however you want, but you have, probably irrevocably, gone from being merely something of an eccentric laughingstock on this board to someone that no reasonable person would ever want to be associated with.

You might want to ask yourself, “Could I rationally explain to family or friends why I’ve expended so much time and energy in this thread? Could I show them any of the posts I’ve made without embarrassment or shame, or without them thinking less of me?” If not, you might want to contemplate why that might be the case.

Did I miss something? Was there some agreement that anal rape, and only anal rape, is worthy of our attention? Anything short of that is some sort of manly horseplay, or, at the worst, “skeevy”? Far as I’m concerned, “skeevy” is like when I made my cousin eat a bug.

For the record, if I had caught you fondling my naked child in the shower, pray God the cops get you first.

“Why, no, officer, no need to restrain me, I am but an aging hippy, what harm could I possibly do with this hacky-sack? I simply want to engage in meaningful dialogue with the recently deceased! Oh, he isn’t? Wanna bet?”

Nope, apparently in Starving Artist’s world, since rape is far, far worse, fondling “of a sexual nature” is nothing to worry about.

:rolleyes:

(Of course, anyone who’s ever been molested would probably tell him otherwise, but then, he knows best)

I’d been pondering this option too, but barring a Damascene conversion I doubt he’d admit it even if it were true.

I’ve nothing to add to Huerta88’s various shreddings of SA’s rationalizations but I did want to thank him for being the first person in literally years that I’ve seen using the word “enormities” correctly. A pat on the head and a crunchy dog biscuit to you, sir.

When I do a thread search for the term “pennlive” this post is the first one that comes up. Can someone point me to the most relevant earlier post(s) on this particular sub-topic?

Also, just to satisfy my own nosy curiosity, could someone point me to one or two of SA’s most amazing posts in this thread?

Here’s the source material. You be the judge of who wrote it, and just how diseased and evil they/he is.

http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/index.ssf/2011/11/ask_your_questions_about_the_j/3032/comments-newest-6.html

The link is acting funky so I’ll bulk quote the original material (apologies for the hugeness):

Sadly they’re currently all in a 269-way tie for first:

A good place to start would be posts 2213 and 2294 (pages 46-47 if you are set up for 50 posts/page) and reading forward from there.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=14694796&postcount=2213

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=14710608&postcount=2294

Not that it wasn’t an epic trainwreck prior to that, but IMO that’s where the weirdness really turned pro.

Someone made a list at some point but I’m not finding it. Here is not a bad starting point:

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=14711210&postcount=2329

They aren’t all his direct quotes, but I think I made a very accurate and exhaustive list of all of the claims that SA has made in this thread, or at least, the more questionable ones.

Here.

I reiterate what I said before. Given all of those hypothetical situations, I think we can ALL admit that we’ve been in a situation just like Sandusky and Paterno. :rolleyes:

Thanks for that, I knew I’d seen someone compile it.

Frylock, you could go back and check (if SA were here he’d shrilly demand that you needed to because his positions had been distorted or lied about), but there’s no real need – the synopsis Drew provided, snark aside, is quite accurate, almost word for word, and takes no rhetorical liberties or exaggeration of what SA actually said.

Starvin’, have you showed your family this thread?

Have you told your loved ones about your fixation here? Please do, and ask if they’re concerned for you.

But since you probably don’t have the guts to do that (I know I wouldn’t), I’ll just drop it and say thanks for uniting all the warring tribes against a common enemy.

Kind of like Hilary Clinton handing Dick Cheney a shotgun when the aliens attack…

(Aliens from … Uranus?)