Speaking of which, where has our celebrated experimenter gotten off to? Family members walked in to find him making rough love to the Brawny guy and had him forcibly committed?
Hey, after that vaguely suspicious jury selection some people thought he might have had a prayer.
But “two or three sounds” aren’t really rhythmic! Duh.
No, his good legal representation has an incompetent client. It goes something like this:
GL: They’ve got you dead to rights. I suggest you take the plea deal.
IC: But I’m innocent! I refuse to cop a plea to something I’m innocent of!
GL: Come on, 52 counts, all those witnesses, you can’t possibly expect me to believe you’re innocent.
IC: Just take it to trial. What do you think I’m paying you for.
GL: 52 COUNTS! I’ll be doing damn good if I can hold you down to “guilty” on only a quarter of them! That’s 13 counts and 20 years in prison!
IC: Just do it…
GL: I’ll do my best.
:GL does his best, Jury says guilty on 8 counts, surprising GL immensely. IC spends next 12 years getting his ass rammed by his cellmate:
Also, it was the court, not the mob, that ordered her to wear the Scarlett Letter. It’s not a good example of an emotional lynch mob, either.
To summon the extra-dimensional horror known as Starv Ingartist is a simple but difficult feat. On the anniversary of the day that music died, you must stare into your bathroom mirror and say his name three times. Then, tie an onion to your belt, stare back into the mirror, and announce proudly and truly that the kids are alright.
He’s kinda like an old-fogey Candlejack in that he never
They are just playing it cool. You wait until in closing when the defence theatrically whips out a cardboard tube, crouches a little and turns the whole case on its head.
Oh, so that’s how you get it to fit.
No no no. You bring in a Wooky from Endor to do the crouching. At least thats how a legal dream team would do it.
No! Wookies have strong calf muscles. Much stronger than normal humans, whose calf muscles are completely unable to maintain the pose required for any teaching a student how to shower session to extend long enough for any sounds to be characterised as rhythmic.
Nah, he’s just on jury duty and not allowed to discuss this case anymore.
‘And as jury deliberations extend into the third day new has just come in that they have requested 12 cardboard tubes, 12 adolescent boys aged 10-14 and a bar of soap.’
Hey, check out Tickle Monster’s grotesque thumb.
If I have to know about it, so do you.
Hmm. Actually, that might answer my question about where SA is.
Your honor, the defense calls to the stand our sole expert witness!
I’ll bet you were hoping for a result from WikiHow.
I would so pay good money for that to happen. Not my money you understand, but good money nevertheless.
Speaking of poor legal representation…
Why the fuck would you ask a question like that?
Because the next line was, “Your honor, I’d like to place into evidence Alice Cooper’s 1975 hit, ‘Only Women Bleed.’”
You see, he’s not a very good lawyer.
I was *wondering *what had happened to Lionel Hutz.
“I move for a bad…court…thingy.”