It's time to officially Pit Joe Paterno and the Penn State football program.

[MsWhatsit]

Holy shit. I just checked in to this thread for the first time in weeks (months, maybe) and lo and behold, SA rose from the dead!

I have to admit that of all the ways that people become infamous on the Dope, “apologist for pedophilia by way of paper towel tube fucking” should win some kind of prize. Hal Briston’s sheep thing is nowhere near.

[El_Kabong]

@MsWhatsit

I have to admit that of all the ways that people become infamous on the Dope, “apologist for pedophilia by way of paper towel tube fucking” should win some kind of prize. Hal Briston’s sheep thing is nowhere near.

Well, of course not. It’s physically impossible for a grown man to fuck a sheep from the standing position. Here, try it yourself. Take a paper towel tube, like so…

[kidchameleon]

@Starving_Artist

In the shower room incident, McQueary’s otherwise detailed description of what he saw, the positions of the two people, what they did, what he did, etc. gives not a hint that the boy was in any sort of distress at all, let alone pain or even physical discomfort.

Are you asserting that McQueary saw the entire incident, from start to finish?

[RedFury]

@El_Kabong

Well, of course not. It’s physically impossible for a grown man to fuck a sheep from the standing position. Here, try it yourself. Take a paper towel tube, like so…

Lambs. You’d need a lamb. Or to be exact, a hundred of them.

[Robot_Arm]

@kayaker

Any guess who will be the last poster in this thread?

It’ll be SA, saying “I’ll be right back.”

[The_Man_In_Black]

@kidchameleon

Are you asserting that McQueary saw the entire incident, from start to finish?

SA can claim anything he wishes. He is always right. Facts be damned!

“So great is his certainty that mere facts cannot shake it.”

[VinylTurnip]

Now if you’ll excuse me once again, I’m overdue to participate in an activity that suggests I am a normal, healthy, not-at-all demented man in control of all his faculties, who scarcely thinks of this thread at all, let alone how its participants view me!

[Robot_Arm]

I am repeating a question that Vinyl Turnip has failed to address.

[El_Kabong]

I am repeating verbatim a point I have made, and that has been thoroughly rebutted, at least a hundred and thirty-five times in this thread, then declaring myself the winner. Again.

[Autolycus]

I’m posting some irrelevant snark.

[Enola_Gay]

Winning!!!

[RaftPeople]

You guys are not giving SA due process.

[Cheshire_Human]

@Starving_Artist

What are the going rates for remedial reading courses these days, anyway?

I dunno. What are they charging you? You’re probably getting ripped at the price you’re paying. In fact, certainly, you’re getting ripped, since it isn’t doing any good…

[PunditLisa]

@El_Kabong

I am repeating verbatim a point I have made, and that has been thoroughly rebutted, at least a hundred and thirty-five times in this thread, then declaring myself the winner. Again.

Do we never learn? Rebuttals are what got Sandusky into trouble in the first place!

[gamerunknown]

Witch hunts, liberal Hollywood, posting to message boards is worse than Hitler.

[Jenaroph]

@PunditLisa

Do we never learn? Rebuttals are what got Sandusky into trouble in the first place!

Well, the original buttals were a problem as well.

[EddyTeddyFreddy]

@Autolycus

I’m posting some irrelevant snark.

I’m popping in for a drive-by quip that adds nothing to the intellectual rigor of the discussion.

[JohnT]

:shakes his head at the train wreck, sighs, then moves on:

[42fish]

@EddyTeddyFreddy

I’m popping in for a drive-by quip that adds nothing to the intellectual rigor of the discussion.

Hey, that’s my job, dammit!

[Labrador_Deceiver]

@JohnT

:shakes his head at the train wreck, sighs, then moves on:

It was a train wreck last year, then it was just people sifting through the debris for the past 6 months. When SA showed back up to remove all doubt, it turned into scrap metal.