:: observes the ugly, dishonest, hysterical, unthinking, cowardly and vicious underbelly of human nature and moves on, disgusted ::
Ok. See you in a couple of hours.
I guess SA finally found a mirror.
So, SA found a mirror…ETA ninjaed!
I can’t believe this is about to reach 89 pages. I’m so disgusted that I’m leaving.
89 pages?! That’s it, I’m outta here.
But only after making sure to kick it up to 89 pages, eh?
What? Sorry, can’t post now, gotta run.
Hey, if you change your settings to 200 posts per page, you’re only on page 23! You will be able to tolerate 4 times as much bullshit.
Lemme just get back in here for a sec, then I’m going.
89 pages?
Screw you guys - I’ma going home.
I just wanted you to know I’m not posting in this thread again.
Ever.
Never.
I can’t let that go without commenting, but I really have to run.
That’s so incredibly wrong. But I have to go do normal stuff with my normal family and be all normal and stuff, so I don’t have time to actually respond. Since I’m normal and all.
No, you’re fucking it all up! You comment anyway, then reiterate that you have to run. You don’t say you can’t let it go without commenting, and then go without commenting. What a Dumas! 
That’s ridiculous - it’s physically impossible for us to fuck in an upwards direction. Here, hold this [del]dwarf nun[/del] penguin while I get the goat, the paper towel tube and the lubricant and I’ll show you.
Hmm…you know, that’s a good point. Looks like I was wrong about that. Thanks.
(See how easy that was?)