It's time to officially Pit Joe Paterno and the Penn State football program.

Back in the 50’s, before the liberals made black people accept greater civil liberty, we did not have pedophilia. I know the full scope of the problem now because of the show To Catch a Predator, which doesn’t rely on liberal data.

I have to go now to ride around the neighborhood in my white van. Then I’m going over to Kohl’s because I heard they had young boys pants on sale for 50% less than usual.

Speak of ugly, dishonest, cowardly assholes and look who shows up, our old friend Hector the Librarian!

Looks like thoughts of young boys lined up, white vans, Kohl’s, pants on sale and memories of *To Catch a Predator *have got you panting aplenty yourself.

Can’t say I’m surprised, given the sallacious and perverted way you’ve interpreted otherwise perfectly innocuous things in this thread. :dubious:

I just checked in to give my random “holy shit this is still going on?” post.

Waitaminute! I thought you said you were moving on (again), but now you’ve posted 4 more times since storming out of the thread in a huff!?!

I’m beginning to suspect SA’s posts may not be 100% truthful.

Hello, I must be going.
I cannot stay,
I came to say
I must be going.
I’m glad I came
but just the same
I must be going.

For my sake you must stay,
for if you go away,
you’ll spoil this party
I am throwing.

I’ll stay a week or two,
I’ll stay the summer through,
but I am telling you,
I must be going
–Marx Brothers

No, what a Dumont. (And a Groucho, of course.)

Moving on does not necessarily mean moving out. :slight_smile:

And then again a person might change their mind, or find they have more time available than they thought, or find some fresh new lie or idiocy they feel compelled to challenge.

There are all sorts of motivations to re-enter a thread after leaving that have nothing to do with dishonesty.

[QUOTE=Starving Artist]
:: observes the ugly, dishonest, hysterical, unthinking, cowardly and vicious underbelly of human nature and moves on, disgusted ::
[/quote]

Well, that covers a lot of ground. Say, you cover a lot of ground yourself. You’d better beat it; I hear they’re gonna tear you down and put up an office building where you’re standing. You can leave in a taxi. If you can’t get a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that’s too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff.

As long as we’re turning this into a Marx Brothers routine…

Oooh…you’re so erudite!

(And/or a Margaret, of course.)

Still, I think “Dumas” gets the message across.

Argle Bargle. Tapioca flyswatters eating mincemeat pies! :slight_smile:

Not posting.

It’s not that we don’t appreciate the attempt, but you’re much funnier when you’re posting seriously.

Well, apart from the Dumas thing, that post was merely a correction.

And the Dumas thing was sufficiently amusing to me, and, as you might imagine, that’s what counts. :wink:

I’m pretty sure Sandusky said to himself “this time I’m going to stop raping children.” Less times than SA has said he’s quitting this thread.

Well, you see that’s the thing about SA. When he’s on a public message board, where he’s a member paid in full, he’s gonna post pretty much when and if he wants. Sometimes he intends to leave and he changes his mind. Other times he intends to leave and somebody posts fresh bullshit he doesn’t want to let lie. Other times still he just decides it’s a more engaging way to spend his time to continue to do battle with the nitwits. It can be a lot of things. But one thing you can count on – it will be what it is.

That’s not exactly true. You can also count on it being tedious and tortured. About three quarters of the time you can expect it to be unintentionally hilarious.

Everyone posts here at his or her own pleasure, stupid. Only the rare moron feels compelled to announce when they are leaving and what they are going to do.

Hey Starving Artist, can you run us through the paper towel tube test one more time?

RedFury has a magnificent response. But RedFury very busy solving world problems. He’ll be back afterwards in the third person again. Because he is just fuckin’ awesome.

This post probably exceeded the intellectual rigor of 98% of this discussion.

I very carefully didn’t applaud at this, but it was a close thing. Kudos to me!

So now you have an obsession with playing in bullshit to go with the paper towel tube obsession?