It's time to officially Pit Joe Paterno and the Penn State football program.

By the way victim #2 has since come forward after the trial with the intent to sue. He is the one that released the phone messages with Sandusky professing his love. So its possible that the exact details might come out. But I doubt it. I’m sure there will be an out of court settlement.

I won’t even talk about how it is supposedly ok for a 60 something year old man to shower with little boys and even have naked shower hugs with them. Have fun reading the thread.

Note that McQueary’s testimony was that Sandusky (6’3") was standing (not squatting, crouching, legs not bent, etc.) behind a boy of 10-12 years of age (approx. 4’ - 5’4" in height) who was bent at the waist with his hands on the wall.

Is there really any question that the pubic area of a 6’3" man and the anus of a 4’ to 5’4" boy are on, as I put it in the other thread “significantly different horizontal planes than might find themselves in congruence from merely standing one in front of the other?”

It simply is not possible for a man of Jerry Sandusky’s height to simply stand behind a boy a foot or more shorter than he is and commit such an offense. It defies all logic.

Now, the reason for the paper towel tube experiment (which I didn’t really expect anyone to attempt to perform…for a number of reasons, not the least of which is that paper towel tubes are sharp at the corners and not really all that wide) was to try to get the people in that thread to think critically about what McQueary said he saw.

Prior to that time any mere hint that people needed to look more closely at what he was saying and compare it with what an objective examination would reveal was met with squicked out revulsion and an accusation that only a pervert would even try to think of whether the mechanics added up or not (in other words, they were determined to believe the worst, right or wrong, and any effort to figure out which was a sure sign of pedophilic perversion. It was a page right of the “toss the witch in the pond and if she floats the devil’s holding her up” playbook.

So the paper towel tube was a last resort intended to get people to look at things they were refusing to look at up to that time, with the objective being to show that McQueary’s testimony fell short of being a realistic depiction of what a person could logically conclude was rape. The jury needless to say, agreed, as they acquitted Jerry Sandusky of rape in the incident McQueary saw, although they did find him guilty of other sexual offenses in regard to that same incident.

Oh I agree. I think he started from a semi-reasonable skeptical position when the information was not yet complete and dug his heels in. Somehow it became so important to him to be right he was incapable to see reality. I still didn’t have much thought about it. I don’t think I even responded (but I might have it was a long time ago now). But the fact that he is gloating and thinks he or anyone won anything is very disturbing.

There’s a cream for that you know. It comes in a tube.

I think SA comes across as so batshit crazy that engaging him in debate diminishes all the participants, but I also hope that Paterno thread goes on forever.

What’s that smell?

B

And I think SA’s preoccupation with the matter is disturbing. I cannot think of a single topic that would have me so obsessed that I’d spend countless hours away from my “real life” trying to convince the same group of non-believers to see it my way. At worst, I’d think that they were all idiots and throw up my hands in disgust. At best, I’d wonder why the entire world seems to be in agreement and counter to my own judgment.

Irregardless, there’s no way that I’d voluntarily commit my valuable time to defend a stranger, let alone a hero as dubious as Joe Paterno.

B. I repeat, B.

Just to maybe head off some goalpost-moving by S A, my understanding is that the purpose of this thread is mainly to confirm or (or not) whether his assertion that he has support on the board for the legiimacy of the paper towel tube thing is legit.

I don’t remember if I participated (but I sure remember the assertions from a certain resident of Bizarro World) so just to be safe I’ll say B.

My thoughts exactly. Put me down for a B.

Vote for D

You’re a fucking moron. I’ve noticed that.

D. This isn’t a public poll is it?

Danny Deliriously Diddled Dinosaurs Daily.

And just for gigs and shittles … Google returns 30,800 hits for the exact phrase “stand with knees bent” and 127,000 for “stand with feet apart”.

B/D. I had stopped participating by the time we got to Starving’s Frst Law of Buttsex Dynamics.

Exactly right. I’d like to clear at least that one delusion on SA’s part: “The invisible throng of supporters via private messages.” I find it insulting to the rest of the board considering the implication of said ‘support.’

It is what it is – no polling option in the Pit, thus it’s both a more than well-earned pitting & a poll. And yes, public as can be.

I’ve never been happier to make the “B Team”:

B

B. And he’s not merely wrong, either. If only that were all. Considering all the time he’s spent pondering how to buttfuck little boys, he’s a dangerous pervert too.

So that’s a “B” from you too, ehh?

D. Read some of it, back when it was young, didn’t see the point in participating. If no one else could make SA see sense, how would I be able to?

Vote totals as of this post:

A - 1 (though Starving Artist didn’t explicitly vote.)

B - 20

C - 0

D - 8

Notes: I considered Simple Linctus to be voting D, and Really Not All That Bright to be voting B.