A firm yet gentle one near the base, followed by a rythmic to-and-fro motion along the length of the tube.
Oh, my god, you’re so weird!
3 - RaftPeople cannot be believed and appears to be a congenital liar.
Point 2 is false, as demonstrated by thousands of videos on the internet. That’s just a foot lower, which just requires about a 20 degree knee bend.
Hey, at least he’s trying, after NoLittlePlans decided he’s rather not be bothered to make the effort. Great defender you’ve got, there. Says you’ve got lots of good arguments but can’t name even one of them.
I think I missed the tone of sarcasm.
By the way, those truth-glasses make you look fat.
You mean I’m a liar because I performed your test?
The test is so easy that I am actually standing in that position now as I type (not kidding, I seriously am, my butt is hovering above my chair without touching it, the top surface of chair seat is 22" off the ground). My tendons are not snapping, my back has not just given out due to the extreme stress, it’s really not a problem at all.
It’s actually so easy that I’m now wondering what prevented you from successfully doing it.
Is it your weight? Do you only have 1 leg? Are you missing the tendons in your legs due to a horrific gardening accident?
There’s a joke in there somewhere about Spanish and genitals but damn if I can put it together.
Admit it, you’d be doing that anyway. 
Is it Saturday night already?
Another Saturday night and I ain’t got no Bounty…
Oh, come on! You don’t seriously believe he represents the rest of us, do you? If you do, then you are as seriously deluded about conservatives as SA is about paper towel tubes. And children. And Joe Paterno. And child molesters like his Sainted Sandusky. And probably about his bike rides around his lake. Or whatever the actual reality behind those might be…
Nobody expects the Spanish Genitals!
You’re welcome.
Please.
Genital Francisco Franco is still dead.
I bow down to the master. I have been bested in open combat.
::groan::
Is there any end in sight for this thread? I just can’t imagine it. I think that the biggest problem is that nobody seems to be addressing the most important point (at least as far as SA and NLP are concerned): did JP know about what was going on, and did he do anything to prevent a more thorough investigation after finding out about JS’s “indiscretions”. Arguing with SA about anything else is a no win proposition, because, ultimately, his entire argument has to do with JP, not with paper towel tubes, or the differences between standing and crouching, or naked hugging, or the good old days.
Personally, I think that JP did cover up, or at least turned a blind eye for the sake of the program (and “the greater good”) and I believe more weight should be given to one of his final public statements: (something to the effect of) I wish I had done more.
I think the thread will come to a dignified end now that Sandusky’s letter to the judge—in which he takes full responsibility for his crimes and apologizes unreservedly to his victims—has come to light, along with the similarly penitent missive from Mrs. Sandusky.
Nope. You’re still operating under the delusion that any amount of reason or logic will work on SA. There’s ample evidence in the thread that SA has moved beyond merely conventional logic and into Time Cube logic territory.