Moderator, oh could you help me place this call
You see the number on the matchbook is old and faded
She’s livin’ in L.A.
With my best old ex-friend Ray
A guy she said she knew well and sometimes hated
Moderator: please delete Joseph Paterno. Thanks.
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Moderator: Please dilute. Dilute, OK.
Moderator? He hardly knew her!
You guys are killing me.
Oh, wait, no, that was Joe Paterno.
Moderator: please delete my earworm. (It is, oddly enough, “Bad, Bad Leroy Brown”.)
Moderator: please delete Benedict XVI from the papacy and add him to Joe Paterno’s defense team.
Moderator: please delete the thing I saw when I woke up in the middle of the night and, seeking a glass of water, I walked into my parents bedroom instead. Thanks.
Joe Paterno killed you? Well, that’s not good either…*
…waiting to see if SA barges in to defend Paterno against “The Murder of El Kabonnnng”(said in Quickdraw McGraw voice)*
His silence in the whole matter speaks volumes.
It’s been seven days, what have you got? Show your cards or fold.
Yeah, I’ve been waiting with bated breath!
Where do I get to cash out this guarantee? Can I redeem it for Gladiator movies?
Which ones would you recommend?
Moderator, please delete the anchovy and onion from not what you’d expect’s breath. Thanks.
Prediction: More lawsuits to be filed vs the NCAA this week.
You still have a “personal guarantee” to uphold.
Are you just trying to make enough predictions that the “even a blind squirrel finds a nut sometimes” scenario applies?
Other than predicting that Sue Paterno would appear on Katie Couric’s show (a prediction you made after it was publicly announced), how are you doing on predictions NLP?
Prediction?
…Pain.