It's Wet and Wild in the MMP: old

Oh my goodness. I had no clue that would cause so much pain either, I’m happy it wasn’t anything more serious.

Oh, ick. I can feel a temp drop in our bedroom but it isn’t any where nearly as bad as that. I’ve long admired two story homes and thought how nice it would be to sit upstairs with coffee to watch the morning start.

Then I remember that stairs need to be vacuumed and stuff must be carried up and down the stairs and stop wishing I had a home like that because I’m super lazy and I like living on one level.

We went to a Christmas party today at a lovely home with a sunken living room and a sunken bedroom (I noticed that on my way to the powder room, not because we were partying in there. I am a retired floozy after all!) I would hate to live somewhere like that because I would kill myself falling into the bedroom. They had a super nice wrap around porch that I admired, except it also had steps as it swept around the corners of the house.

Flat walking surfaces are much safer for klutzes with cats.

Snert!!! Our last produce box had a mess of string beans so I volunteered to bring string bean casserole to the potluck today. We aren’t fans of string beans so GG has never been exposed to them in the past. Today I started snapping the beans to cook and GG asked me for one. He’s learned kitchen manners, he can’t reach across the counter for something, he has to sit on his butt and touch my arm with his paw so I will show whatever I have to him. When I showed him the green bean, he tried to take it out of my hand so I put it on the floor for him.

He killed it in the kitchen, he killed it in the living room, VCB helped him chase it into the laundry room and then out the kitty door into the catio. I could hear a lot of ruckus happening out there and that string bean had managed to get to the top of the kitty tree and was standing GG off by virtue of wiggling around as GG pounded up and down the tree.

Imma going to have to remember to buy him a green bean once in a while, he had so much fun.

Speaking of which…according to the interwebs, you need 14 beans to make 1 cooked cup. If I ever saw someone counting out beans at the grocery store, I would offer them some money so they could afford to buy all the beans they wanted because obviously someone who was counting beans must be much poorer than me!

Your BIL sounds so much like our crazy friend during his last year. He didn’t like where he was when he was in good places and made so much fuss that he kept getting kicked out so he had to get not good places which didn’t last long at all. The last place he got kicked out of was going to bus him to a homeless shelter in Phx because he had run out of all of his options (he got almost 3500 in disability and SSA, he wasn’t destitute). It was not good.

I’m glad you, FCD and MIL have washed your hands of him, there is nothing you can do to make things better for BIL now. His mind is made up so now it is all waiting.

Hurray for MIL gaining weight, can TX SIL stay for a couple of months?

They aren’t bad. I got mine back in July along with my whooping cough renewal. The waiting around for the shot giver was worse than the shot or after effects (I can’t remember any, so they must not have been bad…I am a weenie who remembers owies).

Nah! We never do that, LOL!!!

It is so much fun reading your posts about them, it is pretty obvious that you are smitten and puppy love is so cute :slight_smile:

VERY nice, I hope you have a great time!!

Oh yeah, now is certainly the best time of the year to have something shipped! I’m blaming AI for that one.

60 weight oil usually does the trick in you are into motorheads.

So back to the party. This year hubs thought he would like to do the white elephant exchange at the very last minute and also expected me to come up with something for him to bring. This is because he really is clueless about this sort of thing due to never being an office worker.

I went to the big thrift store and bought a large stemmed wine glass that was decorated with xmas trees, then bought some fancy chocolates to fill it. That was the gift that got stolen the most :slight_smile:

I won a lovely tablecloth that I would never use and traded it for a coffee gift card. Hubs got an immersion blender and just seemed really confused about the whole process but agreed that he would do it again for the party next week.

Sadly, after the wine started flowing, everyone wanted to talk politics. I noped right out of that, no reason to get upset at a bunch of ignorant trumpies and hubs was all peopled out so we left.

That part made me sad, everyone was having fun and talking plants and cats and grands and suddenly that fat orange elephant stomped in and ruined everything.

Dad used to say, ‘Let wind.’

Who the hell decided carpet on stairs was a good idea?

Shit, now I’m curious, what’s under the carpet on my stairs? I’ve only lived here almost 20 years. I found a nice pine floor under the living room carpet. That was my first action after closing on the house, tear up that rug. The dining room has subfloor. It never occurred to me to look under the stairs’ carpet. Tomorrow. Not something to get into at 10 pm after a glass or 2 of wine.

I read that as ‘stars’.

I’m not tall enough for that, LOL!!!

Hi all, almost bedtime here. Had our Christmas dance party early afternoon which was fun. About 20 folks all told. There was no judging of the various sweaters (and sox) but my favorite was a lady with a very bright red, green, & white number that said “NAUGHTY LIST” across the front. The gift I wrapped got the most comments about skillful wrapping. Really it was nothing special. We did have some gift stealing and only one person ended up with a forlorn lame gift that always seems to haunt these things. With a $10 maximum, they were all crap, but usually thoughtful or humorous crap. I think a few folks didn’t exactly follow the $10 limit. We did, but it wasn’t especially easy.

Afterwards we went home, changed out of Xmas attire, then launched off into the sunny day to a dance store so Her Ladyship could investigate shoes. No luck. But the store lady gave us more details on something somebody else had said, namely that one of the nationwide distributors of shoes is headquartered in Greater Miami and they have a small showroom and people there who can really help with both regular and custom-fit shoes. When the storeroom in back of the storefront is the size of a football field, they might have your size. Even if it’s an odd one. We’ll tackle that trip during the week when they’re open.

Eventually it was time for dinner, so we hiked to a medium-scruffy tiki bar & had sliders & wings. Then hiked to a live music joint and heard a set from a very high-energy set of rockers. Hiked home in the warmth & now about to fade for the night.


Nice to hear that JtC’s party was good while it lasted. Shame about the orange turd diving into the punchbowl.

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Hooray Metalmouse for keeping 300 kids from driving their parents around the bend on a Saturday.

Swampy, you keep talking about that fantastic prime roast you’re doing for XMas and you just might have some unexpected guests.

Quittin’ time. G’night!

So during the midnight heave, I had to help with the sorting. Which meant "Toss the package on the floor, or in a rolling basket that maintenance used to clean out a motor box trap. And the unprepared lady who was doing rescans asked me for help. Good thing, because she didn’t know what the error codes meant, so she was tossing stuff that needed fixing in the Not In Building bag. So I fixed those 20 packages. Short heaving, but I got stand around and twiddle my thumbs for 90 minutes during Secondary Sort. And by the time I worked, got cat food, oatmeal, and hit the Likker Sto, showered, did laundry, and had bacon and fried eggs, I had been up for 19 hours. So I got a good, long nap. But I had a (good)Sazarac and (bad) hockey, so it’s better.

Well, this is why the RTD canned cocktail industry exisits(as long as you want a RTD cocktail with ingredients that are used on 6000+ cocktails. Which is why bars are your best bet to try things.).

: crosses fingers :

Like why is it the bad knee(semi dislocated at 10, 3 year old crashing his skull into it at full speed in 2006, arthritis) is fine repeatedly jumping 3 feet down to a steel deck plate, but walk weird on a flat surface it hurts?

Good to have in case you have to content with The Knights Who say Ni!

Well, ive had a day … after endless kvetching about every perceived sin I’ve committed. son and family came over with wife half-crocked and babbling …and irritating aunt well she flounced down on the couch and decided she wanted to watch Netflix or something and started rambling about popcorn

Now we just bought a box of microwave popcorn from aldis …and The microwave that came with the house isn’t all that powerful but I popped the first bag for about 2 minutes and well the results were less than impressive

So I popped another one for 3 minutes and it was popping but slowly So I turned away for a sec and went to take it out … and it was ON FIRE …and because I was looking for something to put it out with for a second before I took it out and threw it in the sink … the plate that spins around it cracked …

Then it goteven better …i sent my aunt out with the wrong ATM card after my uncle gave her some money to go out on …my life is doing an impression of a hoover today

Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up and caffeinatin’. YAWN ‘Tis 65 Amurrkin out and cloudy with a predicted high of 66 with heavy thunderstorms for the day. TWPTB say it should start within the hour. We shall see. The map does show some nasty lookin’ stuff headed this way. The big item on today’s agenda is deheathenization wherein I have Verge duty. After that it will be back to da cave for a N.O.L. of leftovers from Firday to be followed by nappage, day drinkin’, and general sloth. 'Twill be a good day to stay inside and dry.

shady flamin’ microwave is never a good thing. Hope today is better.

JtC glad hubs and you had a good time before the party got sucky.

Pilot sounds like a fun party for y’all as well.

Now I need more caffeine and to feed rumbly tummy. Then purtification for deheathenization must commence.

Happy Sunday Y’all!

Droppin’ back in to say I hope all the Tennessee Mumpers, red and RealFish come to mind, are safe after the tornados in middle Tennessee yesterday.

No need - on FIrday, we’re taking MIL to stay with her sister (retired nurse) in Indianapolis. She’ll be well-fed at least until we return in Feb. Plus AuntB will be able to deal with whatever may come up, health-wise. That’ll free FCD for nearly 2 months!!

If you’re a fan of Bluey, you know the proper term is “I fluffied!” or “I made a fluffy!” Yes, I lurves that cartoon!

We’re promised rain much of today, starting mid-morning-ish, with the possibility of rain/snow mix overnight and into tomorrow. ick. All we have to do today is go to CVS at noon for our shots. Here’s hoping for max chillage. Um, after I tidy the basement. The grands trashed it the other day and I told them to leave it. Maybe half an hour for me to put things in order. Oh, and I need to empty the dishwasher. So much for max chillage… :rofl:

SIL flies out on Tuesday - they’ll leave for the airport around 11. Then on Thurs night, MIL will sleep here so we can get an early start on Fir morning and get to Avon before dark. We’ll hang there on Sat, then come home on Sun. I need to talk to MIL about her fridge - I expect she’ll offer some food to BIL, but I’ll go over and make sure there’s nothing that’ll turn into science experiments between now and Feb. Freezer stuff should be fine, but cheese and milk and eggs and deli meats… Anyway, I’ll tend to that after we get back from Indy.

I’ve also planned some time with Roxy. She’ll spend the night, then we’ll bake cookies. I haven’t had a day with her sans Tobias in ages. And I have a big bag of chocolate chips that need to be cookied.

OMG, my shameful obsession bit me in the ass the other day. I was reading a book by Julia Quinn (author of the Bridgerton series.) There was a glowing declaration on the cover calling her “Our contemporary Jane Austin” - which had to be written by someone who never read Jane Austin. I swear, this idiot book (called Splendid, if you want to torture yourself) included, among other things, breaking and entering, burglary, a gunfight, various sex scenes… yanno, the quintessential Jane Austin. Once I realized how awful it was, I was too far into it - I had to see how all the plot twists were to be resolved. Julia Quinn should be ashamed - there aren’t enough rolled eyes for this book.

Meanwhile, it’s dark and quiet and I’ve got some intrarwebz reading to do. Happy Sunday!!

Morning, mumpers! It’s 8c/47f with a predicted high of 11c/51f, and cloudy. Weather app says “If this fucking weather was soup, it would be broccoli fart chowder with fucking corn and bacon.” And it’s raining, which weather app did not mention.

I have been relatively productive after a late start to the day. We had a good time at last night’s gig although it’s not a venue I will be going back to. Afterwards, we went to the pub for a couple of drinks, and were home and in bed by 2am. I got up early to feed the cats and tend to litter trays, then went back to bed for a couple more hours.

Once 'im indoors was up, I changed the bedding and that’s in the wash, I’ve had a bath and washed my hair so technically I am all ready for the rest of the day. No real plans until it’s time to go out for dinner later. I have hexmas gifts to wrap so I will do some of that, and also write some cards that will need to go in the post tomorrow. I don’t send very many but I’d better get on with that before it’s too late.

Up, caffeinated, and sheveled. Off today . It is raining. I shall change the sheets and do some laundry, as soon as a certain feline gets his buttock off my bed.

They both marked themselves safe on FB. :slight_smile:

The eldest son came over yesterday with his fam. Brought Five Guys with them for lunch. Chewed the fat for a few hours, during which a vicious flurry blew through with zero effect. Still looking at a gray Christmas, I fear. Nothing planned for today other than making latkes for dinner.

We here in the southeast suburbs just got a lot of wind and rain without the damage. The northeast suburbs where SIL lives got hit harder. I’m OK. I hope that fishy got missed as well.

Happy Sunday!

Up, caffeinating, breakfasted and fixing to do KP. Other than the usual Sunday chores, today will be chillage.

Stay safe and healthy y’all!

Good morning.

It’s 48F and raining a little at the moment. It’s pretty much supposed to rain all day, and the high temperature will be around 54F. The rain chances are 60%, so that definitely means rain. We endured another pineapple express yesterday and I just felt permanently soggy due to the time I had to spend standing outside so Buster would do his business.

The vet visit went well, and everyone, clients and staff alike had to come love on the pups. While we were in the exam room, that door opened six different times so various staff members could come and pet the pups, lol!

Buster weighs 23.40 pounds now, and Maisie weighs 20.60 pounds. They are growing like weeds. I’m sure the scale said 21.60 for Maisie, but the pups were pretty squirmy, and so it took a few tries. Their teeth, heart, lungs, and joints all seem good. However, Buster’s balls haven’t dropped, like…at all. I kept wondering where his little nubbins were too. It’s not totally worrisome yet, but if we don’t see anything by six months, there may be surgery. Let’s hope things progress as they should.

red, I’m glad you checked in and that you’re okay.

I had to stop during the middle of the post, feed the pups, and take them back out again…for the third time since I got out of bed. Anyway, they came in, we “wrassled”,. and now they’re in their kennels having after-breakfast/wrassling naptime.

Plans for today are to finish the laundry and start to try and Christsmasfy the house. At least I don’t need to leave the house today.

I read, but barely retained. Too many puppy interruptions made retention a little difficult. Needless to say, I send my best to all of you.

And, yes, I know it’s Jane Austen. Dammit.

Hi all, Midmorning here after early breakfast & golf on a lovely warm day. No plans hereafter beyond high slothage. Might enjoy a nap but I bet Her Ladyship is ambitious and has already stripped the bed. Sigh.


Worker training. You might mention to your managers that it’s considered a thing these days. They might want to give it a try some time. The facility productivity would probably skyrocket, and doggio’s blood pressure would also improve. :slight_smile:


Shady, all I can say is that famous line: “Some days you shoulda stood in bed.” Here’s hoping tomorrow is easy as karma makes its penance for being so mean to you.

I’ve set microwave popcorn on fire too. It’s simultaneously real funny, and real not. Stinks the kitchen up something fierce I’ve busted turntables too; that sucketh greatly.


swampy the indoors and dry does sound good. For us, the cool & stormy is expected tonight and the next couple of days probably. We’ll see.


Certainly the best news all week.. Not exactly new news to all of us so intimately connected with the details of your life, but that succinct statement of just how much load will be off both of you is very gratifying to read. And no doubt even more so for you to type.


Sounds like an excellent use of a flurry-ful day.


Yaay!


Although to be fair, there is the other famous author from not too far off in time:

Both Janes are interesting and both are nothing like Julia Quinn’s Splendid. Which seems to have very little splendid behavior in it.


Cheers all!

Or just plain old klutzes; one of the things I told my real estate agent back in 1997 was don’t bother showing me a two-story place with stairs, it was a single floor or nothing. Been happy in my place ever since.

Sounds like the perfect time to me… :smile: :smile: :wink: Let us know what you discover.

shady, never set popcorn on fire, but don’t microwave it anymore. Hope the spin-plate can be replaced cheaply. Ain’t family wunnerful?

swampy, be safe, we had no tornadoes in N. Ali-bama but lots of rain and thunder last night, so inside is the place to be. Same for you FCM, looks like everyone in the East Coast states are going to get damp today (Pilot might avoid it until tomorrow-which he as since reported).

Now be nice,cookie, 5 Guys doesn’t have all that much fat… :wink: :wink: :wink:

Taters, those are big pups; going to be a lot of dog food purchases in your future.

Guess all that time in the gym, even if I wasn’t all that active, wore me out some. Didn’t get up until nearly 9am today, so should be well-rested for whatever comes along. Dinner out at Texas Roadhouse (it’s the once-every-couple-of-months chopped steak day and I go to three different places for them). Need to remember to have them take the egg out of the salad this time… Have the water on for an hour or two for the necessaries, am cleaning the toilet bowls at this time since I don’t know when I’ll get the chance again. Clear here but only 45F. Gym workout is possible, I consumed way too many calories yesterday, but may opt for a swampy-level of slothage too. Have a good Sunday all.

Right? And they’re only ten weeks old…