itsy bitsy teenie weenie . . .

I think you’re confusing this song with Jan & Dean’s “One-Piece Topless Bathing Suit.”

And how often do you actually see, on a bikini or anywhere else, white fabric with yellow polka dots?

WOW! Do women actually WEAR these things at the beach? I say "wear"because these bikinis seem to be jsut a few postage stamps…are these things legal?

I like this theory. Although the original question seems undetermined, this seems like the most likely theory presented.

Sandy Hook, you may NOT quote an entire song.

At the top of this forum, there’s a sticky post called Forum Rules – PLEASE READ. I quote the first rule:

I realize that this was in a different forum, so you had no particular reason to read that rule, but it does apply to all of the SDMB, as noted in the Registration Agreement:

I have therefore deleted the full text that you quoted. No big deal this time, but please take note and learn from your mistakes, so there’s no repeat, OK?