Ivana Trump's Body Lies a-Moulderin' in the Grave

If it’s a golf course hazard specially dedicated to her?

“I hit into the Ivana rough but still got down in two strokes.”

Why can’t the goats keep the area grazed?

I wonder if this tweet is factually accurate:

They’re charging her estate for burial costs, maintenance fees
& membership fees.

Charging membership fees for a dead body in a grave? I would not put it past Don the Con.

I don’t know what was in that coffin, but I’ve always assumed it wasn’t her ashes. I figure they’re on Ivanka’s mantle.

:notes: The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind. The answer is blowing in the wind. :notes:

the missing documents

…but the grift keeps marching on.

I always figured it was a token gesture for Ivanka, and a way to gloat to Ivana.

According to your link, the tax on the golf course would be in the neighborhood of $200K, but putting goats on the property as an excuse to call it a “farm” allows him to pay one third of one percent of that instead.
       I shudder to imagine what our world would be like if wealthy people were not able to be greedy skinflint assholes.

I don’t think that it would stink of roasted ‘goat’…