I've been authorized unlimited spending!

That’s right, I’ve gotten the Go Ahead, the Big Nod, the Spare No Expense affirmation to buy all the socks and underwear I want this Christmas! The Ms is tired of looking at my butt peaking out of my undies (“threadbare”, she sez; “gossamer”, says I). So a big ‘WOO-HOO’ for me; I’ll be headin’ for the boxers and wool socks come Monday. It just doesn’t get any better than this. . .

How about silk underwear ?

Underwear? Who the hell wears underwear anymore?

Here you go

Yeah, like that’s gonna be pracitcal for someone in Alaska.

This will keep you warm and a bonus is it looks as if it has built in pecs and biceps.
I did google for cod peice but I don’t think it is SFW.

/YMCA!!!

I’d go commando, but my knees can’t take the beating.

Translation: “I couldn’t take my wife’s laughter anymore.”
;):smiley:

I second silk boxers. They can come in very handy, betimes. :wink:

Sadly accurate. :frowning:

Heh. I was given free reign of the Best Buy card since I was hosed on the 360 fiasco. With a promise she wouldn’t look at the bill until March. Most of the stuff was what I wanted, but I can convince her it’s a “family” gift I think. (DVD recorder, new digital camera, printer, etc.). The underwear budget, though, is not to be toyed with. She has Carte Blanch (?) at Frederick’s. Daddy is happy. :slight_smile:

At least you have an excuse. It’s bleedin’ cold in Alaska. Down here in Virginia, I got nothin’. :o