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It’s astounding
Time is fleeting
Magic takes its toll
fireunderpantsboobs - you’re fired. That was just bad.
Also, for those of you keeping score at home, simply by crossing over the stateline of Indiana and/or Kansas will require you to set your watch back about 45 years.
But it’s the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insa-ay-ay-ay-ane.
Aaaaaargh!!! Can’t I go through one day without getting that song in my head?!?!!?
That’s nothing. I’ve discovered a portal in my supermarket that allows 15-year-old Kraft salad dressing through!
Madness takes its toll…
Oh, and Munch, I’ve been to Indiana once. The time zones are so screwy there that I could never figure out what time it was. Now you’re saying I had the year wrong as well? Sheesh!
[Chris Farley]
Dammit! I knew that! Stupid, stupid, stupid! ::pulling hair:: God, I’m so stupid!
[/Chris Farley]
As for Indiana, their time isn’t screwy; everyone else’s is. They keep their clock the same throughout the year; none of this “spring forward, fall back” crap.
Please have exact change ready.
Is EZpass valid in that lane?