**Is it stupid to keep money…
How I lost $2,000 **
**Man arrested for trying to take 95 boa constrictors on a plane!
We’re getting a puppy!!!
**
** Stop trying to convince me to buy a house!
Want to save the economy, make being in debt easier!**
Alright then, sign me up! Here’s $5, I’ll owe you the rest.
** What should we cook for dinner tonight?
Prelude to “I Wouldn’t Touch It With A Ten Foot Poll”**
I vote for whole stuffed baby hippo, followed by one of these selections for dessert.
The Lake ate two more people yesterday…
Where’s Boris Karloff or Vincent Price when you need em? Newslink
What do you have a great talent for and no interest in?
Porn question I may regret asking
Sounds like you might get some very interesting answers.
** Condensing photo size for easy e-mailing…
Ford Made Hand Tools? **
Although you can reduce a photo’s size using a hacksaw and a belt sander, I’m not sure it works for e-mail.
Why are you so quiet?
My boy has forgotten how to talk
**Which is worse: death or suffering?
Of COURSE I’ll give you my information! **
Man, this interrogation stuff is easy.
Ladies, how aware of penises are you?
Ask the 7th Grade Public School Teacher
This isn’t going to end well…
**Ladies, how aware of penises are you?
I’ve always wanted one of these…**
Woman tries to break into boyfriend’s home by sliding down chimney - is found dead three days later
Home invasions suck.
I hate forms (currently filling out passport forms)
Dear paper: I HATE YOU
Somebody’s a wee bit grumpy today.
Plantains just like bananas
Ask the Librarian
It’s true. We have references on our shelves. I’ve read some, and it’s unclear whether this affinity is due to biological kinship or if plantains are naturally gregarious. Either way, plantains do seem to be especially fond of bananas.
** Ask the Librarian
Irish Whiskey help, please **
Conspiracy theories
Of COURSE I’ll give you my information!
Yeah, conspiracy theorists can’t keep it to themselves.
Porn question I may regret asking
Poll: Ladies what do you think when you see a woman wearing seamed stockings in public?
Don’t hold back. Give us every juicy detail that goes through your head.
Zombies and Vampires are dead. What’s the next movie monster?
George Harrison
You’re not paying attention. Zombies are out.
Oook!
Oook! 
I’m a former member returning
What a nasty (and bizarre) way to die
Both you beat me to it. Ook to that.