** I’m a former member returning
Ask the 7th Grade Public School Teacher
Monday Monkey Post: A Very Monkey MMP
Also a former member returning**
Wow, the monkey’s kicking the teacher’s ass in Great Debates.
Ask the Librarian
Monday Monkey Post: A Very Monkey MMP
OOOK!! :mad:
I’m a former member returning
Also a former member returning
I’ve got a new job! Posting Sequential Threads!
This One’s for The Obama Loyalists, Pay Attention.
“Jesus Died For Your Sins”. Please explain.
They can’t because Muslims don’t believe that.
**How Hard Is It To Groom A Long Haired Cat?
Anyone Have Any Advice For Looking After a Three Legged Cat? **
You see, I just got this three-legged, long-haired cat…
** Ladies, don’t let lax vaginal hygiene cost you that big promotion!
Danger, danger, danger at the buffet**
But I thought the sneeze-guard was supposed to protect me…
IMHO:
Vegetarians, how often do you have bowel movements?
What have you done today that you’re proud of?
TMI!
Electric shock arcade game
Con someone explain electricity to me…in small words?
Front page:
Help the atheist teach his daughter about religion (IMHO)
How do I get my daughter to adopt the work ethic? (MPSIMS)
Well, yes, many religions have some sort of work ethic, but she might think you’re a hypocrite if you teach her about religion just to get her off the couch.
A Cafe Society threefer:
** Poll: So what’s your opinion of Stephen King?
Zombies and Vampires are dead. What’s the next movie monster?
Who is the modern heir to Stephen King’s position in pop culture?
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** My Divorce Saga
I don’t like “d” words**
I can understand that…
Now it’s:
** I don’t like “d” words
Danger, danger, danger at the buffet **
Poll: So what’s your opinion of Stephen King?
Funny, she doesn’t look Jewish
:dubious:
**Danger, danger, danger at the buffet
I don’t like “d” words…
I don’t like “d” words…
My divorce saga**
ETA: Looks like I was beaten to the punch…
** Finally! A Chick tract I could read all the way through.
Danger, danger, danger at the buffet **
“Haw,haw,haw! Wait 'til they try the Deviled Eggs!”
** Have you ever had sex with or in front of a larger group of people at a party or club?
Negotiating Salary**
Okay, we’ll ask you again when they’ve put enough money on the table. :dubious:
To People Who Believe in Evolution and Not ID
Ever bought or sold at a pawn shop?
Yeah, sold my Jesus and Buddha statues, used the money to buy more velvet Elvis paintings.
So what is the “final solution”?
"If you ignore the evilness, it’s hilarious"
**The worst things in the world
Speed Bumps: Seriously - 1 MPH?
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** Can someone explain electricity to me…in small words?
Electric shock arcade game **
Sure … Just grab these two handles, here.