Danger, danger, danger at the buffet
Pet Rats
Thanks for the warning. I’ll be wary of the cheese tray.
My mon is 77 and needs to start exercising. Any training suggestions?
So I found this kitten…
The kitten toss is good aerobic activity for beginners. She can work her way up to cat tennis.
For all you Erin Gray fans…
The “I’ve seen Machete” thread (giant spoilers ahoy)
Funny, I never heard about her being in it, and IMDB doesn’t list her in it either.
I can’t have a dog!
Pet rats
They might make a good substitute.
**Married Gay/Lesbian Doppers
Secrets your parents left for you to discover when they died. **
Oh we knew. We knew.
The worst things in the world
Fucking motorcycles
Psst…you have to let the pipes cool, first.
What’s the wisest thing anyone’s ever said to you?
"If you ignore the Evilness, it’s hilarious."
“Walk placidly amidst the noise and haste, and ignore the Evilness - it’s hilarious.”
Fifty Bucks???
H. L. Hunt Bankrolled JFK Assassination? Ever Heard of This?
No, but $50 sounds kind of cheap, even in the 60’s.
This one’s getting a lot of mileage:
**Why Were The Greek Gods So Nasty?
“If you ignore the Evilness, it’s hilarious.”
**
The kinda bullshit we deal with, or love your computer tech.
Don’t flush tampons you moron!
The plumbers’ union ain’t gonna like this.
** Poll: What Should Be the American National Anthem
Tell Me About Your Ovarian Cyst(s)**
Tell Me About Your Ovarian Cysts(s)
If You’re Shy I Won’t Insist(s)
That’s all I got right now. These lyrics are hard (for the tune I’m leaning towards Tom Lehrer’s “Oedipus Rex”).
IMHO:
** Have you ever had sex with or in front of a larger group of people at a party or club? **
What have you done today that you’re proud of?
:eek: In my case the answers are “no”, and “nothing” respectively.
What can you catch from the toilet seat?
How long til insect death
If they’re dropping like flies merely from landing on the seat, it’s time for the industrial strength Lysol.
** Should I pay off my mortgage?
The “How Cheap Can You Get?” Thread **
Ask the guy who just got a vasectomy.
Ask the Chick Who’s Eight Months Pregnant
Ask 'em both about closing the stable door…
**I can’t have a dog!
So I’m growing a beard.**
Question for “Gun Nuts”
Should Barbaric Practices Be Stopped
You betcha. Ventilate those barbarians with an AK-47! That’s the ticket!!
Pinstriped pants with solid jacket?
Why Are Muslims So Touchy?
They have a very well-developed fashion sense.
** Question for “Gun Nuts”
Egyptian Islamist Rebellion in 1990’s: Why did it fail? **
They didn’t have enough guns?
Fidel Castro admits that communism doesn’t work.
How Hard a Job was It To Be a King?
What, is that plan B?