I've got a new job! Posting Sequential Threads!

Are you fat?
Ask the Chick Who’s Eight Months Pregnant

How rude!

Japan missing 230,000 people over 100 years old
Ask the Chick Who’s Eight Months Pregnant

This relentless snacking has got to stop.

How do wild animals avoid incest and inbreeding?
agent and publicist

Yeah, but you’ve gotta be a really upscale possum to afford an agent.

Question for “Gun Nuts”
What causes you offence?

Being called a gun nut! ::boom:: ::boom:: ::boom::

**Ask the guy who’s having frozen corn dogs for dinner

Take part in the most meaningless mass SDMB activity EVER, right here!**

Yeah, that first thread pretty much qualifies :).

**Describe the movie in five words, Take 3
Can Tiger get it back? **

If it’s a Winnie the Pooh movie, you misspelled “Tigger.”

** What are Stephen King’s five best books/stories?

Clarkson and the Stig
The Onion’s coverage of the 9/11 attacks
The Best of all Possible Worlds **

What are the other two?

Rant about my girlfriend and I sexual experience
So this is what Medication feels like

If it feels like Xanax, you need to read the manual again.

** I have been emboldened: what are some popcorn recipes?
Does popcorn make you sleep better? **

1 bottle of Tylenol PM added to 1 bucket of popcorn is a killer combination :eek:

A beaut from IMHO for the birthers…

**I want to shake the president’s hand.

Why Are Muslims So Touchy?**
:slight_smile:

** Question for “Gun Nuts”
Scary Vampire costumes?**

Nah, I’m more likely to open fire on trick or treaters wearing Barney or Sesame Street costumes.

From GQ:

Who started religion?
Weird thing in the sky

Well, that’s a rather irreverent way of expressing the traditional view.

To the stupid jerk at the airport bar
Don’t flush tampons you moron!

** Question about headscarves in the Middle East.
The “How Cheap Can You Get?” Thread**

You can use those plastic supermarket bags, but it’ll piss off the mullahs.

Name the Old Movie
the “oh! that’s what the song is about!” thread

Uhm, not quiet.

** What is the term for this kind of effect?

Revirginization **

** Wireless streaming from PC to stereo- how?

Revirginization **

I predict a great future in Sequential Threads for this “Revirginization”

Eating salt competitively
What is the term for this kind of effect?
Earthworm mass Suizide

Um, make that Slug mass Suizide.

** The kinda bullshit we deal with, or love your computer tech.

Pro bono bullshit**

So the kind you deal with is Pro Bono?

** Ask the guy in a perpetual state of readiness… for almost anything.
The Glenn Beck/Sarah Palin 9-11 celebration
Gas Explosion in San Bruno, CA. OMG.
Here comes trouble! (No pic in OP) **