I want to learn to play bagpipes.
**may_be_ignorant **
A rare ATMB sequential-thread combo:
’Is this food safe to eat’ threads
Has anyone seen chowder?
**Stupid Republican idea of the day
Republicans have secret gay sex clubs for GOP congressmen and senators
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What deity is the best for making human sacrifices too?
iPod Touch 3rd Gen or 4th Gen?
No no no. You don’t sacrifice to the iPod Touch, you sacrifice to Steve Jobs.
I can’t prove Dr. Pepper is made from the blood of children, but…
I’ve received a jury summons for a trial with an estimated length of 6 weeks*
** What household/kitchen gadget will vastly improve my quality of life?
What do you think of my new motorized toaster? **
** Ask the Woman who just had Lip Augmentation
The Ongoing Online Dating Advice Thread**
Actually, I’m not sure of the optimal time in a relationship to tell the other person you have “augmented” lips.
Question for “Gun Nuts”
Is it a good time to buy a house now in SoCal?
It’s a great time! Just remember, we don’t call it a “foyer”, it’s a “gun lobby”.
**Cuba Abandons Communism
The Best of all Possible Worlds
Supply Side Economists: how does this affect your view?
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** I’m cocky, pigheaded, conceited and priggish…
Are you fat? **
**Rant about my girlfriend and I sexual experience
Oddest thing I learned after moving in with her. **
Finding out earlier might have been smart…
** Eating salt competitively
Spectator heart attacks at NFL games **
Stop the fans from eating salt!
The worst things in the world
Fucking motorcycles
Well, the loud ones.
Are you going to go to George W’s book signing?
Guests not welcome.
Yep, that kind of logic is par for the course…
**You have a Star Trek TOS Type 2 Phaser. What now?
Making fish stock **
One of the less-used settings.
Oh! I See You Have an Incomplete Fusion. . .
Oddest thing I learned after moving in with her.
Are soldiers still piped into battle?
Constipation, fiber, peristalsis and stool softener…POO!
That’s piped into battle, not pooped.
**How sick do you have to be before you’re not horny?
The Glenn Beck/Sarah Palin 9-11 celebration **
Well NOW I know. Next time I’m aroused and unable to get it on, I just have to imagine those two “celebrating.”
San Bruno natural gas explosion
Constipation, fiber, peristalsis and stool softener…POO!
Investigators have determined the cause of the tragedy…somebody poured too much Senakot into the gas line.
** I’m no longer a Jew.
qpw3141, you are an idiot**
Does he have to return the gifts?
Could a vampire get breast implants?
What do you think of my new motorized toaster?
Wow, you’re…hot.