**Has Fuddrucker’s gone down in quality?
Big Bang Theory fans: Penny has a broken leg **
You mean Cheesecake Factory
**Whatever happened to jingles?
The Magical Negro **
Jingles the Magic Negro? Now that’s not right.
Sure it is, if you’re talking about Stephen King’s “The Green Mile.”
**Help me learn about the homeless
Pick your house **
Ask the guy who’s been an SDMB board member for 10 years today
Ask the Person Who Did Win Something Like the Lottery
Second prize: 20 years on the SDMB.
Question for “Gun Nuts”
Poll: Do you "Suffer Fools Lightly?"
:eek: I really hope the answer is yes.
**Would it be legal to sell your own sperm?
Grammar question: “my dad” or “my father?”
**
Probably “my father” if you didn’t really know him.
Could a vampire use a touch panel smartphone?
Could a vampire get breast implants?
My baby might have hydrocephalus
Could a vampire fix that?
**Houses for $1
Does This Weird Store Chain Still Exist? **
Now THAT is a true dollar store!
** And the award for clunkiest movie title goes to…
Why do none of my sport coats have tags? **
The Cohen brothers wouldn’t touch that one with a ten foot pole.
**Your favorite kind of porn contains the following:
Gift ideas for 14 year old boy
Your Child as your FB Profile Pic **
Your favorite kind of porn contains the following:
Your favorite men’s dress shoes
Breaking the news that I’m living in sin to my super conservative parents
How To Screw Up Royally
**How does one use a condom incorrectly?
Do Musicians Get Electrocuted These Days? **
My god, what are they doing with them?
**So who are the great storytellers?
The Magical Negro **
Men: What’s your penis, (and other penises for that matter), to you?
First Contact Scenario
** And the award for clunkiest movie title goes to…
Best story in Stephen King’s Skeleton Crew**
I think calling it “The Mist” was a better way to go.
My Cat’s Ear is Swollen
Fun Stuff to do With a Laser Pointer
I need to face my parent’s mortality
Could a vampire get breast implants?
“No, Mom; first you die, then you get the implants after you look young and pretty again!”
** Your favorite kind of porn contains the following:
Hitchens Proof of God **