** Best way to get revenge on a food thief?
Betty White and Komodo dragons. **
**Features you’d want on your dream car?
Birth control and age **
Get a 1986 K-Car. It’s old and will garauntee that you never get laid.
**Are band names subject to copyright and trademark law?
Pregnancy Nausea
**
Hardcore band, right?
I’ve never seen any Godfather movie. What am I missing?
Pie
Really? So they’re just an advertisement for the pizza place, then?
**B&H Megastore — what the fuck kind of way to run a store is this??
I’m no longer a Jew.
**
Hey, you really ARE touchy about the Yom Kippur thing!
From CNN’s home page:
What to do when body parts fall off
Lady Liberty’s nose and other icons for sale
I hear her arm is about to fall off, too!
And the award for clunkiest movie title goes to…
I’m Still here - Joaquin Phoenix
It’s not a bad title at all.
** Raising a Psychopath (blog)
I’m a troll
Little mysteries at your house**
Hey, what happened to the Jehovah’s Witness lady?
Raising a Psychopath (blog)
I’m a troll
Well duh!
How To Screw Up Royally
Ask the “crazy” settler
** What makes a hotdog?
Very, heavy, sensative, fearful subject [connection between molestation as a child and pedophilia]**
Uh, to paraphrase Sigmund Freud, sometimes a hotdog is just a hotdog.
** Question about a bearded lady/hermaphrodite
how common is knowing a great-great grandparent?**
Great-great-grandpa, we hardly knew ye.
Tell me about your bitterly disappointing family
Raising a Psychopath (blog)
“I used to dream that little Jimmy would grow up to be a surgeon. Well, at least he does like knives.”
The Pope says I’m a Nazi - or Godwin in one step
Why do you insist on making rude, unsolicited comments on my lunch?
It’s your fault for taking that braunschweiger and sauerkraut sandwich into the confession booth.
** Lethal injection - always IV?
I keep kosher. Can I eat Mr. Tumnus?**
I don’t like where this is going.
**Phrases you hate
Suck My Tar Balls Through Your Vuvuzela - SDMB Poker - Q3, 2010
**
** Your favorite kind of porn contains the following:
Who Had The Best Bust You Have Seen?**
**Should I accept this money?
Pro bono bullshit
**
I don’t think it means what you think it means.
If Hillary Clinton randomly walked into my office…
How early or late would you start packing to move?
**Oh those wacky Californians!
SoCal Dopefest in October? **
Dopers are so wacky.
Expected wedding invitation not received, what would you do?
Close friend just got engaged…
If they just got engaged, I’d probably have a little patience.