**What are those iron fixtures on some medieval buildings ?
Low flush toilets **
Why do you insist on making rude, unsolicited comments on my lunch?
Because thinking about how much you hate your coworkers on the weekend is productive.
“Hi Bob, this is Crystal. I’ll bet your lunch sucks. HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! Bye.”
**The Rhinoceros Is Sneaking Up and Dancing on the Baby
Mixed-Up Metaphors **
Along with the bath water.
**How you doin’: the Doper romance thread.
And so I’ll be single again…(kinda long, sorry) **
Yeah, even Dopers think that a Joey Tribbiani-inspired pickup line is lame …
** Who Had The Best Bust You Have Seen?
Gift ideas for 14 year old boy **
Sexual relations pre-divorce…bad title…
And so I’ll be single again…(kinda long, sorry)
Today, children, we’re going to look at cause and effect. Let’s start with an example…
As God is my witness, I believed mice could fly
Well, at least I don’t have to spend 4 years struggling to keep a 4.0
Doesn’t sound like Biology was your thing, anyway.
**What Would The Anti-Stimulus-ers Have Preferred?
Value/Attributes of a soul. Why someone would want another’s soul…
**
Because they’re vampirrrrreeeessss…
What Would The Anti-Stimulus-ers Have Preferred?
The Best of all Possible Worlds
I think we all would have preferred that.
What are your kids going as for Halloween?
Passive-aggressive Portland
Sorry, it’s been done.
** Why we need the metric system
Who Had The Best Bust You Have Seen?**
In the metric system a 40-inch bust measures 1000
** I’m going to grad school!!!..Crap! Now what?
It’s Snake! On a toilet seat!**
And it wants your notes!
As God is my witness, I believed mice could fly
Waiting for Bob: A placeholder MMP
Common Bob, you’d better start flying or else you’ll splatter on the pavement.
**Massage therapist dad massages his kid:Benign?
Close friend just got engaged… **
The Woody Allen story!
** Quiuck! Think of a doper. Who did you think of?
Too many email addresses **
Youve got all our email addresses memorized? GET A LIFE!
** My name is komolono - I’m an alcoholic
Is a bottle of wine per night gonna destroy my liver? **
Best. Sequential. Threads. Ever.
** Ronnie O’Sullivan 147 today (snooker)
The Celebrity Death Pool 2010
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If he dies and you had him in the Death Pool, you owe us 47 points.
** Dress up Lady GaGa
Will Lady Gaga be “relevant” a year from now? **
Depends on how you dress her.
** Christine O’Donnell has replaced Palin in my heart of hearts… (Multi-page thread 1 2)
Sometimes I Shake My Head **
Happy 63rd Birthday, United States Air Force!
Quiuck! Think of a doper. Who did you think of?
I was gonna say Airman Doors, USAF, but I got distracted thinking that “Quiuck” is the sound a guinea pig makes.
** Why does semen sting the eyes
How do I get these stains off my driveway??**
And will they pan-fry in the summer?