**How do you say “We better get the hell out of here” in Finnish?
Fuck Me, Ray Bradbury**
Fuck Me, Ray Bradbury
I’m madly in love.
What can I do to make my finger less smelly?
What if I stole something from North Korea?
Why bother, when you can steal soap in this country?
In IMHO:
**What do you do with your dead animals?
vibrators and sex **
:eek: :eek: :eek:
That’s hilarious. And much better than what I’m about to post.
Anyone Here Been To Death Valley
Odd name for a kids theme park
I don’t know. A Death Valley themed kids park might be kind of cool if done right.
**Sometimes when I wake up I think…
I am a Communist. **
What have you done that you’d advise others not to do?
Ask the 35 Year Old who has for a year now (and counting) been Dating a Teenager
Not sequential, but still funny -
I think we almost got hit by lightning today
Last poster - What’s That Smell?
Is it burnt hair? Roast pork?
I am a Communist.
I love MeanOldLady
Sort of like Big Brother, but worse tempered?
A penis question?
How long do you have to name your child?
There’s a joke in there somewhere.
**I must stop looking at crotches
My photo gallery (work in progress) **
I’ll be in my bunk.
I got a blowjob!
Shitty ass apartment
I can see where you’d rather have a dishwasher.
**Catering on a budget
What do you do with your dead animals? **
…would you like a Canapé…
Has an ardent conspiracy theorist ever been dissuaded?
Can someone explain me gravity?
Oh, please. You don’t really believe in gravity, do you? :rolleyes:
Special fx: best car hitting pedestrian scene
Teach me how to make soup!
Start with one macerated human being…
**News Flash: Obama not Muslim!
Can someone explain me Gravity**
Eh, maybe not.
**I pose for one stupid photo, and THIS happens.
I’ve got a new job. **
** I must stop looking at crotches
I am a Communist. **
I am a Communist.
Yeah, I’m pretty much an idiot, yes?
**Unusual medical procedures you’ve had or will have
I must stop looking at crotches **
“But the doctor said I should have it looked at…”