Worst Adjectives to Describe Sex
60-Mile Traffic Jam in China
I’m still trying to figure out how the traffic jam and China relate to penis and vagina, but it sure sounds dirty!
** I Love OpalCat
Cat Calming Collars…do they work? (need answer fast!) **
Do they work on OpalCat?
Do they work better than Love?
Constipation. Help me out, folks…
60-Mile Traffic Jam in China
We’re sending in planes to spray the area with Miralax. Things should be moving freely in no time.
What’s the etiquette for “Safe Sex” discussion?
Alone, and lots of vacation time
Easy way to de-stinkify cat crap?
Dopers helping other Dopers in bad times
Amazing 100 MPH crash video captured on police dash camera
60-Mile Traffic Jam in China
**Chilian miners alive and trapped for 4 months
Take part in the most meaningless mass SDMB activity EVER, right here! **
**Save a life by maiming someone?
Whats up with child rearing today? **
**A Special Manly MMP
Chilian miners alive and trapped for 4 months **
Takes some cojones to stay alive despite being trapped in a mine for 4 months …
Sometimes when I wake up I think…
SE Michigan Dopefest?
YEAH! (Wait, I’m not in SE Michigan! No!)
(Separated by 2):
24 hours with your mother set to music
I’m Authorizing Mom Into Palliative Care Tomorrow Morning
**A Special Manly MMP
“Dad, do you have the strap on?”
I pose for one stupid photo, and THIS happens.
Help me come up with a roller derby name!**
Living Through History
I am a Communist.
Chilean Miners Trapped For 4 Months
The Earl Grey Horror
The Earl Grey Horror
Kurt and Amy see it…
Monopoly Money Question?
"Dad, do you have the strap on?"
No, that’s a real money question.
Why does my girlfriend spend so much time here
Tempurpedic mattresses?
Yup. For every 1,000 posts you make you get a free mattress.
Worst Adjectives to Describe Sex
"Dad, do you have the strap on?"
:eek: A couple of adjectives come to mind.
Broken heart, crushed dreams
I must stop looking at crotches
Poor planning for world conquest
I am a Communist.
Yeah, I hear that didn’t work out too well.
The Truth Is We Are All Animals, so…
Fox News deliberately destroying America
How dare they! Let’s eat them.
Woman pets cat, drops it in wheelie bin, walks off
I Love OpalCat
So you’re the one who rescues her from the bin?
I may be looking for a new job soon!
Giant house spider
[Bela Lugosi]“The transformation process is quite painless, I assure you.”[/Bela Lugosi]
Ideas as wise as ground zero mosque
Spider Takeover