Well, what a serendipitous post to reply to for my 1,000th post*! So, is my matress going to be emailed to me or what?
*note: not celebrating a round number or post padding or anything, but the coincidence was too good to pass up.
Shirley Ujest is spamming me.
My whole life is a tragedy
These ice cream trucks are using phasers to vaporize this child.
Poor planning for world conquest
I’ll say. We need to think a little bigger, people.
E-mailed. Ha! Don’t be silly.
The SDMB teleports the mattresses directly into your home.
** Giant Spiky Things Welcome Drivers to Iowa
Racism in Iowa State Fair **
Ask the Man Who Had a Colonoscopy - the Sequel
A Special Manly MMP
**Do you have any "fart "skills ?
The most “bad ass” act you have witnessed? **
Shouldn’t that be “Bad ‘Ass-Act?’”
The Bad Astronomer has a new TV show
Poor planning for world conquest
That’s not his show, but it could be a pretty cool show.
** Do you have any "fart "skills ?
How to respond to an inappropriate question? **
Well that explains the buzzing sound followed by a mattress landing on my dining room table today! Really, y’all need to work on your aim.
Why has most Discussion Boards dried up?
Minorities use Cell Phones More?
Um, that’s probably not the reason.
Please direct all complaints to Ed Zotti. 
Raising a Psychopath (blog)
Poor planning for world conquest
It will probably take a psychopath to rule the world, but then being a psychopath, you probably won’t be able to control him.
**NYC cabbie stabbed for being Muslim.
How do we fight illuminati like this? **
Exactly! Stop stabbing the Muslim cabbies and start stabbing the Illuminati ones already, jeez!
** Amazing swimming pool in Singapore
Spider Takeover**
All doing the backstroke?
** Giant Spiky Things Welcome Drivers to Iowa
Ask the Man Who Had a Colonoscopy - the Sequel**
Proposed new board policy - it is forbidden to mention giant spiky things in the general vicinity of anything having to do with a colonoscopy.
I’ve been waiting for this pairing to go sequential. it finally has:
** Spider Takeover
Giant house spider **
It’s MST3K’s Giant Spider Invasion!!
And now it’s…
Poor planning for world conquest
Spider Takeover
Giant house spider
Actually, giant house spiders seem like a good first step, but when does the “profit!” come in?
**Sometimes people don’t get the bloody obvious
Doctors remove 23kg tumour from patient
**
Advice for a new hire
Tell me about this “flirting” thing
**Doctors remove 23kg tumour from patient
New Doper Babies, check in! **