** Here’s Something for the Anti-Evolution Folks
Doctors remove 23kg tumour from patient **
But did it evolve?
**Ask the Person who Hasn’t had Running Water for Four Days
Amazing swimming pool in Singapore **
Now we know where the water’s gone.
Also:
**How to respond to an inappropriate question?
Toothpaste **
I’d say “pepper spray,” myself, but if that’s what you have on hand…
Does your religion endorse “survival cannibalism”?
How useful would you be in a survival situation? (poll)
Do you have
a) cooking skills?
b) a large protein content?
I caught an intruder coming into my house
"Dad, do you have the strap on?"
In the nightstand, son. [to intruder] Boah, you done picked the wrong house. Hyuk hyuk hyuk.
I am your better. Do as I say.
Youuu!
“Yes, YOU! Do it now!!”
to the goddess walking home each day…
I caught an intruder coming into my house
Let me guess; it was Zeus up to his old tricks again.
Doctors remove 23kg tumour from patient
The Earl Grey Horror
Constipation. Help me out, folks…
"Dad, do you have the strap on?"
** “Blame America First”
Mosque to be built two blocks from Ground Zero **
** Ladies, don’t let lax vaginal hygiene cost you that big promotion!
Manly Smells **
** What vacuum to buy?
Thoughts and Masturbation**
Don’t Do It!
I’ve heard too many horror stories from the Emergency Room!
Separated by two right now:
**What vacuum to buy?
Robot Vacuum **
** good plastic surgeons in Tamaulipas, Mexico
Tell me about your experience with cauliflower ear**
Since I went to Dr. Nick “The Knife” Gonzalez, they’ve started calling me “Broccoli Bob”.
**to the goddess walking home each day…
I caught an intruder coming into my house **
See? I’m not just a creepy stalker, I can catch them too!
Helluva lineup in MPSIMS right now:
**Unusual medical procedures you’ve had or will have
Doctors remove 23kg tumour from patient
Ask the Person who Hasn’t had Running Water for Four Days
Ladies, don’t let lax vaginal hygiene cost you that big promotion!
If you’re looking for work, this may be helpful.
Constipation. Help me out, folks…
Manly Smells
A Special Manly MMP **
Hugh Hefner is cool? Why??
Manly Smells
Actually, I’d prefer to not think about what Hugh smells like.
Last Day On The Job
I’ve got a new job! Posting Sequential Threads!
Can anything be realistically done to extirpate the Snakehead fish?
What aphrodisiacs work?
They’ve tried adding Cialis to the water, but that just results in lots more little Snakehead fish.
** People Who May/May Have Been Agnostics/Atheists
Low flush toilet problem?**
Yes, you’ve hit on one of the downsides of being a nonbeliever.
Help With Girlfriend Problem
Could you kill a man?
Oh my, I really don’t like where this is going…
How do you smuggle a live tiger onto a plane?
Sometimes people don’t get the bloody obvious
Most achingly beautiful songs ever
Armless Chinese man is one helluva piano player with his toes!