I've got a pitchfork and I'm not afraid to use it!

CNN story

Gotta give the guy credit for originality.

Luckily, no one was hurt.

Greeeeeeeeeeeen Aiken is the place to be
Bank robbin’ is the life for me
Fed’ral property’s what I like the best
Gimme your money or I’ll stab you in the chest


Oh, but the best part of the story was that it wasn’t just any pitchfork, but a rusty pitchfork. Nothing like the threat of lockjaw to strike fear into the heart of a bank teller.

Sigh… I didn’t check the link, I just said “please don’t let it be here please don’t… oh crap.” And then I checked the link. :smack:

I know other states do things all the time to embarass themselves, it just seems like we do it more here, and more, er, enthusiastically.

Looks like he really forked up. :stuck_out_tongue:

Sounds like he got a lot of “hay” using that pitchfork. :smiley:

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I did not read the link.

How much cash did he want them to fork over?