There are two sides to me - the joyous side, full of life, the electric writer, if you will, and the [sub]>>>dark, mysterious side<<<!!![/sub] Sometimes the mysterious side takes over, and I do dirty things. Dirty, naughty things. Dirty, naughty, SECRET things. Oh, to unburden my dark side of this IMMENSE, INCREDIBLE secret!!!
DARE I tell? DARE I rid my soul of this EARTHSHATTERING NEWS before I pass on from this mortal coil? I feel that I must, nay, my darkside COMMANDS that I tell all!
It was a SULLEN night, many years ago, when I met the WORLD’S MOST TALENTED MUSIC SUPERSTAR. You, of course, already know that I am referring to the one and only HELEN REDDY. You see, I was but a lonely lad working as a grip on the set of PETE’S DRAGON, when HELEN REDDY arrived on the set. What a radiant creature! Surely such BEAUTY had never before graced our Planet! It was as if the HEAVENS split open and produced a HUMAN ANGEL!!! What was this? She was coming right up to me!! THE HELEN REDDY!! Yea, by the GODS - she wanted to talk to me!! How my heart LEPT as she drew near to me!! At that VERY MOMENT, just as we made eye contact I…I…
I have to go now, I’ll post more later. Maybe. If you all behave and eat your vegetables.