…but this is another thing entirely.
At least as of last year, several people were apparently willing to pay perfectly good money to buy faarts. (sic)
It gets better. “Order and buy the f8mjgkukgviojvuibklbglpof fp iglv vgboyoptyiktgikofjolknm in ours online-shop!”
No, what is this, really? Bot-generated forum pages?