[QUOTE=bubastis]
But you guys aren’t addressing my problem, dammit! Should I actually fuck my mother? :smack:
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From your own admission, you’re currently not even able to fuck your girlfriend. I doubt it would be any better with your mother.
[QUOTE=bubastis]
Manager; I think my salesman should handle his own problem customers. (walks back into the office).
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He said that to the customer?
-FrL-
Head home, check out your pictures of mom. If “Bub Jr” responds, then dump your current GF and give your mom a ring.
Enjoy,
Steven
Your job sucks and I would tell the customers it’s the owner’s policy. Fuck the owner he’s and ass, and not worth supporting in a pinch. I’m not commenting on the sex part.
You know you’re dealing with cowardly management when they demand that you take responsibility for their actions. And such a fucking ripoff scam, at that!
But to be clear - were the customers informed of the policy about deposits? The specifics, that is? Because I, as a normal Ola, would’ve assumed you meant “I’m going to hold your cash in ransom until you come back, so I’m not just sitting on this merchandise I can sell for nothing. If you don’t come back in the agreed-upon-time, let’s say 24 hours, I take the money.”
[QUOTE=phouka]
Yeah, I’ve been told to go fuck my mother once. By a student. In Spanish.
And he didn’t know that I’d been taking Spanish classes with half of the faculty, and we’d specifically asked for the curse words. Boy, was he surprised.
Also, he got a three-day suspension from the principal for it. Sucks that you can’t do that to your former customers.
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Are we talkin’ the ol’ “ch**** du madre” crap? I never took Spanish, and I know what that means. We anglos learned it from the Mexican sugarbeet workers when we were kids. You had to take Spanish class to figure that out?
[QUOTE=bubastis]
Ok, yeah, I work in a nightmare shithole. But you guys aren’t addressing my problem, dammit! Should I actually fuck my mother? :smack:
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Okay, if you’re sick enough to even ask this question, then two things: (1) I seriously want to have a beer with you because I have some jokes that will earn me free beers from you and (2) no, you insensitive sonofabitch – you’ll probably cuckold your best friend and there go two wonderful relationships you desperately need!
[QUOTE=bubastis]
Ok, yeah, I work in a nightmare shithole. But you guys aren’t addressing my problem, dammit! Should I actually fuck my mother? :smack:
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How hot is she?
Is she a MILF?
If you do, wear a condom so you can get your deposit back.
Regards,
Shodan