I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!
It makes me happy to come here! especially exept when people are mean to me or ignore mhy posts!@ and make me the threadkillingmachingne. Did I mention I’ve jad drink som3 tonoght?
I luv you gays… i talk to you when im at work tommorow alrightt? NITEynite!!! 
Oh me, oh my.
LMAO hey if ur still drunk i got this magical nickel for sale… it gives ya super powers! u get xray vision,super strength, and the ability to fly! all this for only 20 bucks! go ahead test it out first ::hands ya the nickel:: now try to fly off the couch! trust me it will work!!
Well, looks like Sqrl, Esprix, Otto, Matt, Greg, and Anthracite are set, but what about the rest of us?
Sorry if I missed anyone.
–Tim
That makes two of us woof been drinkin…
I think i can type beter though.
Lets get busy. I hate men but I might as well spread my legs for you…
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Neato quiz
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B_Line12 wrote:
Get ahold of yourself, man. I’m in my cups, too. But you don’t see me going around loving people, do you?
Wow…you’ve reached the “I love you man” stage!
Congrats, and TAM, it feels good to be loved LoL 
-Sam
ALRIGHT WHO POSTED THIS THREAD?
I certainly dont love ANY of you! Grrrrr…
Uh-huh.
So, how’s the hangover, beeline?
Let that be a lesson to you. If you stop drinking, you’ll get a hangover.
Next time keep going. I’ve been drunk since 1971.
Are you at work today??? Poor bastard!
Why yes, and I am a poor bastard thank you very much! 
Awww…you mean you’ve got a bad hangover?
Gee, that’s too bad.
Terrible.
A real pity.
Say, how about a lard-covered pork sandwich in a dirty ashtray?
ROFLMAO! And whatever you do…DON’T READ THE INGREDIENTS!!!
YEAH! Ive had BAD luck with taht lately!
ROFLMAOAPIPAPMGO…
I have been drinking again tonight… but if I really try and think about it I can still type correctly with a little effort… see! I dont need to be sober~! evereverever!
ewwuoo… my liver hurts…
Have another beer and damn the torpedos!
Make sure you take about 1500 mg of Excedrine just as you retire for the night and about 1000 mg of B-12. Chase with a whole glass of water.
Now, pardon me, I’ve the rest of a 12 pack to knock off in the fridge and in about 10 minutes, a couple of FINE ladies will be dropping by to help me finish them off.
Mmmm, beer!