I've need your help!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I’m going bald
I want to add one to two inches to my penis ( I also need to enlarge it)
I want to give my woman multiple orgasms
I need to lose 10 to 12 pounds in just one week
I probably need to mortgage my house to consolidate my debts
I want to see some fresh young naked teens ( no old saggin gals for me)
I am looking for a free two week vacation
I’m also looking for a free sample of viagra

oh, and I almost forgot, I desperately need to start a business from my home using my computer but I don’t know how.

What will I do??? Any suggestions?

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Ok I screwed up the subject line. Let me explain, I first started out with “I’ve got problems” then I thought no I might attract more posters if I changed it, then I thought no leave it the way it is, then I thought well no it would be better to change it to “I need your help”, but then I thought maybe I better preview it but then thought fuck it I don’t need to preview it, cause out of 2500 or so posts I’ve gotten it right most of the time then I forgot what the hell I was doing in the first place and hit the submit button ok? :stuck_out_tongue:

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You’ve sure does needed our helps! :smiley:

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What always cracks me up is that e-mail notifier that’s built into Messenger - it notifies about new Hotmail arrivals.

“You have new e-mail from Pregnant Triple D Teen Whore”

Why, how kind of her to keep in touch. :smiley:

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Wig. Some call it a toupeé.

I’ve done this before. Start by fasting for 2 days, sitting in a sauna, and then refusing any fluids for at least 12 hours. Works like magic. I discourage the ‘Ex-Lax’ route.

The Internet is a wonderful thing, my friend.

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Are these two related?

Tripler
And thousands before you have started an at-home business with a computer, which clogs my inbox daily.

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[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by aha *
**I want to add one to two inches to my penis

[QUOTE]

simply place your penis in a vise (has to be a really heavy one), screw it up tightly, go to a cliff and drop the vise off a cliff. if your penis doesnt snap off as a reult, you should find that once the swelling goes down and it stop bleeding internally, you have a penis roughly 2 feet long!!

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Coldfire sed;

“You have new e-mail from Pregnant Triple D Teen Whore”
Ohhhh huge belly and giant triple D saggin titties!

Scrumpdiliesious! :stuck_out_tongue:

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There’s a market for everything, and we’ve just found another target audience. :slight_smile:

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May I suggest some Got Brain?® memory enhancer. Should work as well as any unsolicited email solution.
(That second post just cracked me up.)

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Sign up for a hotmail account, and make sure to use your new email address to go and sign up for tons of stuff! You should get many, many offers that may help your situation.

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Hell, I have a hotmail account, from which I have sent exactly ONE message (to my girlfriend), and I get about 10 porn spam messages a day. How do they know? Or can you just send mail to *@hotmail.com? I don’t get it.

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Now that’s just plain mean.