The notorious British propagandist J. K. Rowling, author of the infamous Harry Potter (if that’s his real name) books, has long waged an insidious campaign of deception and mind control targetted at our youngest and most vulnerable citizens. It is time someone put a stop to this.
The latest example, gleaned from a careful study of these offensive works, is this: When the wizards in the book stun someone with a Stupefy! charm, they awaken them with an Ennervate! charm! BUT – “enervate” does not mean to make someone more alert – it means to make them weaker, to rob them of vigor! (or vigour, as the crafty Rowling would probably misspell it!)
Now thousands of school children will think that “enervate” is synonymous with “energize” when it is in fact nearly its opposite. How can our children withstand such a determined and duplicitous onslaught on their frail little minds?
That’s it! No more! Ban the books! Ban the action figures! Ban the movie! Ban the collector’s items! While we’re at it, ban the whole toy industry! And McDonalds! And Starbucks! And British beef!
Is there anyone I left out that I should have included?
Oh yeah (hijacking his own thread, before it even gets started) – Ban the LOTR movie too (another British propaganda onslaught)! Neve Campbell! What were they thinking?
hey, isn’t Neve Campbell Frodo? and Freddie Prinze Jr. is Gandalf, with the gang from American Pie as the dark riders, and Sarah Michelle Geller as Tom, and Jar Jar Binks as Bilbo!
No offence pluto, but I think you are barking up the wrong tree. Why on earth would you want to ban one of the very few things that actually encourages children to read? You’d be better off buying the kid a good dictionary to go along with the books. That would teach them to read, research and realize that not everything they read is automatically true.
