James Otto Sweet Heart and Damning Suicides to Hell

[IvoryTowerDenizen]

@ugly ripe tomato

It’s become the dWW! :eek:

Which is still not as scary as this quick bread my manager tried to make out of the pulp from her juicing machine. Nothing like ground-up kiwi seeds in a piece of bread. Untoasted quick bread should not crunch! Plus it was really gummy and didn’t taste like much.

Oh, I’m so sorry you had to eat that. Seriously? Ground up kiwi seeds? Compost pile it, if you must.

[Ambivalid]

@James_Otto_Sweet_Heart

**I crack for no one underneath the Lord no matter what is thrown at me. **
God bless you always!!!
Holly

Yes, yes, spaz, we know.

So is that a “no”, then, as to whether or not you’ve ever had an orgasm? You asked me why I was curious when I first posed the question to you, and then when I answered, you just ignored me…

[Azeotrope]

And apple skins and seeds, and orange skins, seeds, and bitter pith. I ate one bite of the stuff and the rest got wrapped up in a napkin and discreetly stuck in the wastebasket. I understand “waste not, want not” but there’s limits for Pete’s sake.

At least her juicing obsession is better than her repeated attempts at no-carb diets, which made her miserable, aggravated her gallbladder problems, and flat-out didn’t make her lose weight.

[IvoryTowerDenizen]

@Ambivalid

Yes, yes, spaz, we know.

So is that a “no”, then, as to whether or not you’ve ever had an orgasm? You asked me why I was curious when I first posed the question to you, and then when I answered, you just ignored me…

Shhhh… we’re talking recipes and weird managers now. Care to join in pleasant conversation? You’d be welcome!

[James_Otto_Sweet_Heart]

@Ambivalid

Yes, yes, spaz, we know.

So is that a “no”, then, as to whether or not you’ve ever had an orgasm? You asked me why I was curious when I first posed the question to you, and then when I answered, you just ignored me…

**I crack for no one underneath the Lord no matter what is thrown at me. **
God bless you always!!!
Holly

[raventhief]

@ugly ripe tomato

I ate one bite of the stuff and the rest got wrapped up in a napkin and discreetly stuck in the wastebasket.

So you didn’t spit it back in her face and tell her it was terrible? Huh.

Anyway - I have thought about trying juicing. It seems like an easy way to get more fruits and veggies. I promise I won’t make bread out of the gunk left over though

[Gyrate]

For the record, I really don’t want to know whether you’ve had an orgasm or not.

[James_Otto_Sweet_Heart]

^^^ That is okay. I wasn’t the person who brought up the subject anyways.
God bless you always!!!
Holly

[Azeotrope]

@raventhief

So you didn’t spit it back in her face and tell her it was terrible? Huh.

Anyway - I have thought about trying juicing. It seems like an easy way to get more fruits and veggies. I promise I won’t make bread out of the gunk left over though

My mother raised me to always find something to compliment, so I told her it was nice and moist and hoped she wouldn’t pass the rest of the loaf off on me because I liked it so much.

She gave me some juice to try and it was really good, I think it was pineapple, apple, orange, and pear. Very fresh, none of that flat flavor that bottled juice has, and lots of pulp which I like. And thank you for not making gunk bread out of the leftovers

[AnalogSignal]

@JOSH: It so happens that I am above the Lord. Will you please crack for me?

[Fool_in_the_Rain]

@raventhief

So you didn’t spit it back in her face and tell her it was terrible? Huh.

Anyway - I have thought about trying juicing. It seems like an easy way to get more fruits and veggies. I promise I won’t make bread out of the gunk left over though

But couldn’t you make a fruitcake out of the gunk left over?

[James_Otto_Sweet_Heart]

@AnalogSignal

@JOSH: It so happens that I am above the Lord. Will you please crack for me?

No one is above the Lord…not even you.
God bless you always!!!
Holly

[R3d_Anonymous]

@faithfool

As the OP of this thread, I’m once more asking for the saner members of this board (read: anyone but the pittee) to let this one go. Listen, guys, there’s only one important thing to take away from all this (besides the comprehensive list that Gyrate was kind enough to supply)…

Since her goal is to SERVE THE LORD above all else!!!, once you note that she completely disregards her own holy book’s guidelines on how to behave (“I won’t forgive anyone unless they forgive me first!?” – What. The. Hell??), then there’s nothing else to accomplish here. If even God can’t penetrate that thick skull, the one she gives the ultimate authority in her life, there’s no way in hell that Teh Evul Dopers would stand a chance.

So, please, please, pretty please, instead of another thirty pages of “I know I am, but what are you!?”, can we let her idiocy only be contained to a post here or there that’s easily ignored? Versus giving her attention and that inane ability to believe that somehow, if you squench your face up right, that a particular jab out of 2,000 posts is a compliment and therefore we all support her actions.

Just let it die and know that the better men always walk away first. My .02¢.

I will +1 faithfool. It’s about time this thread dies. It did at one point, but then Drunky Smurf decided to revive it.

Really, I would like to thank those Dopers who exhibited their near-infinite patience in this thread: Monty, IvoryTowerDenizen, and anyone else who has been calmly and civilly replying to James Otto Sweet Heart with minimized use of personal insults (I am pretty sure they are others). It really shows how willing some Dopers are to help other posters and offer great advice without losing their patience easily.

Unfortunately, as James Otto Sweet Heart said, nothing is going to make her “crack”. So I think it would be best if she is left alone. By further replying to her, you are only feeding what she craves: attention.

And faithfool, since you are the OP of this thread, if this thread doesn’t die in the near future, you may want to consider asking a moderator to close this down.

[James_Otto_Sweet_Heart]

^^^ I don’t remember asking that a chat about me get started anywhere on this forum. You people did that on your own. The only thing that I am guilty of is defending myself from everything that y’all decided to throw at me…if self defense is even something to be guilty of anyways.
God bless you always!!!
Holly

[Azeotrope]

@Fool_in_the_Rain

But couldn’t you make a fruitcake out of the gunk left over?

It would probably be just as bad as the quick bread. Besides the ucky texture from the seeds and rinds left over, most of the fruity goodness goes into the juice so the pulp doesn’t have much flavor.

[Ambivalid]

@IvoryTowerDenizen

Shhhh… we’re talking recipes and weird managers now. Care to join in pleasant conversation? You’d be welcome!

Oh, sorry.

[IvoryTowerDenizen]

@ugly ripe tomato

My mother raised me to always find something to compliment, so I told her it was nice and moist and hoped she wouldn’t pass the rest of the loaf off on me because I liked it so much.

She gave me some juice to try and it was really good, I think it was pineapple, apple, orange, and pear. Very fresh, none of that flat flavor that bottled juice has, and lots of pulp which I like. And thank you for not making gunk bread out of the leftovers

That’s very nice of you. Your mamma raised you right.

@Ambivalid

Oh, sorry.

That’s ok! Any recipes to share?

@Anonymous User

And faithfool, since you are the OP of this thread, if this thread doesn’t die in the near future, you may want to consider asking a moderator to close this down.

Aw, c’mon, don’t you have a good ramen noodle recipe to share? That’s what my teenaged kids like. We sometimes make a peanut/asian sauce to go over them.

ANd thank you for your kind words. That’s nice of you!

[deltasigma]

@ugly ripe tomato

This is officially the most surreal thread I’ve ever posted in at the SDMB

I sincerely hope not.

@Anonymous User

And faithfool, since you are the OP of this thread, if this thread doesn’t die in the near future, you may want to consider asking a moderator to close this down.

Oh come on. We’ve almost got her to the point of a being a quivering mass of jello, sitting in the corner repeating the same thing over and over.

@James_Otto_Sweet_Heart

**I crack for no one underneath the Lord no matter what is thrown at me. **
God bless you always!!!
Holly

@James_Otto_Sweet_Heart

**I crack for no one underneath the Lord no matter what is thrown at me. **
God bless you always!!!
Holly

@James_Otto_Sweet_Heart

**I crack for no one underneath the Lord no matter what is thrown at me. **
God bless you always!!!
Holly

@James_Otto_Sweet_Heart

I crack for no one no matter what y’all throw at me.
God bless you always!!!
Holly
That especially goes for you, Curly.

You measure victory your way, I’ll measure it mine. Bwahahaha!

[James_Otto_Sweet_Heart]

**^^^ Y’all started this chat a whole month ago…with the intention of getting a certain something out of me. Here we are a month later…have you gotten what it is that y’all intended to get out of me? Nope.
God bless you always!!!
Holly
P.S. And because y’all will never get what it is that y’all want out of me…it looks like that I win. **

[R3d_Anonymous]

Oh please. Different colors, unnecessary underlining/bolding, and calling curlcoat, curly now? [SIGH]