James T. Kirk vs. Emma Peel

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That is not the issue, Sir. The issue is whether a woman who sometimes must be rescued from the clutches of mediocre British Villians by a man who wears galoshes can take Kirk in a fight.
Good gad, Sir, these people invented a language they cannot speak!
Their spelling is atrocious, almost as bad as mine, they boil all their food, including bread. They eat blood sausage, toad-in-the-hole and some noxious condiment called maramite, moramite or corbamite. See the above statement concerning spelling.

Who needs galoshes when one has a transporter?

I rest my case.

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Who needs a Eugenics War? These two could breed their own master race without resorting to augmentation.

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Kahn Noonian Singh, the love child of James T. Kirk and Emma Peel?
The mind boggles…

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By the way, I nominate “Ripped Shirt Kirk” as the best three word character defining title in a long time.

Beautiful; I salute the creator.

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Maybe it’s some sort of magical power thing. Ripped shirt Kirk is stronger. Ripped shirt Banner/Hulk is stronger. Ripped shirt Hulk Hogan is stronger. It must be the magic shirt. To bad nobody ever got to see a ripped shirt Emma Peel. If I ever get in a fight, I’ll just rip my shirt for the power boost. :smiley:

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Yeah, but a prepared, ripped shirt Batman would be truely terrifying. More so if he also had a 1920’s style “Death Ray.”

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There’s a “set phasers” joke here, but I can’t quite put it together.

Set phasers to “Cybernaut”.

Set phasers to “New Avengers in Canada”.

Set phasers to “Right Hand Drive”.

Set phasers to “Purdey”.

Set phasers to “Toad in the Hole”.

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“Get a load of her, Bones! Set phasers on ‘stunning’!”

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Phasers on “bone!”

Dr. McCoy: Would you like a Viagra?

Kirk: No, hold my tribble toupee, I’m going in, warp factor “hump.”

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I was going to go with Kirk, but then I realized… Mrs. Peel is an Earthling human, is she not? Kirk doesn’t stand a chance against an Earthling human woman. Alien babe? Sure. Gynoid? Absolutely. But human? Nah.

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And everyone knows “Doc Savage Needs A New Shirt!”