I’m calling on you guys for some Christmas gift suggestions. I have a good friend who lives in Japan with whom I periodically exchange wacky stuff. She sends me crazy Japanese stuff, like Hello Kitty vibrators and Domo-kun calendars, and these awesome hard candies called kuro ame. I send her crazy American stuff like Skippy peanut butter and Jesus figurines. Christmas is coming, and I really want to surprise her with some crazy US stuff that you can’t get in Japan, so she can be the envy of everyone on her block. 
(The ‘Jesus playing sports with small children figurines’ were a massive success.) So what wacky hard-to-get American things are popular in Japan right now? It’s so difficult, because we have so much of the same stuff in both countries, and I can’t ask her what she wants because it’s supposed to be a surprise. So does anyone have any suggestions? Thanks in advance.
You’re never going to top those jesus figurines.
Althought, I’d check out dispair.com’s ‘demotivators’.
I suggest insanity for one.
FYI: Demotivators are those inspirational posters with horrible soul crushing slogans under them.
I LOVE them!