I am J.J Snider, i have FINALLY registered with the legendary boards of the Straight Dope.
Im gonna be a lot of fun to be around, from my rantings on the Omega Agency to my blatant disrespect of authority (ok, i wont disrespect authority… but all the cool people do it, so i can pretend :D)
So all i’ve gotta say is to the good members of The Straight Dope Message Boards… What Chu gonna do, when Jay Jay runs wild on you?
Just kidding folks…
Im a 15yo male from Sydney Australia and i am in a great mood.
You can all call me Jay Jay, J.J, Snider, or whatever you like as long as i get the point.
Can I call you Willbent? I know a kid about your age(nah, probably 18ish) who goes by that, and he’s one of the only two other people who understands jokes about live rubber chickens. Oh!! Could I call you Live Rubber Chicken?
I’m just messing with you…nice to meet you, J Jay. You can call me Elfie, or whatever. Just not Jen. I don’t know how but when some people ask us- my brother and I- our names, and we say " Shannon and Vin" and they get " Ben and Jen" out of it. Freaks!!!