Also the oddly specific detail that he’d turned the glove inside out. That feels like too much thinking for a joke, which is what makes the joke work even better.
What keeps the joke going though, is Vance and Company’s complete inability to deal with the joke. If they can’t handle this, how will they ever handle actually being President? Imagine if Obama had melted down over the Tan Suit Outrage.
This GOP top ticket team is known to have a huge hangup on being taken seriously and “shown respect”.
Dammit now I want Joe, Barack, Tim and Doug to have a WH tan suit summit just for the troll factor.
Very good point! See how the two camps respond to being trolled like this. Walz’ dignified pushback around criticism of his military record comes to mind.
It’s a Catch-22 alright.
If they were the sorts to show signs of actual self-confidence rather than massive insecurity and bluster, they’d be a lot more popular.
But if they were that sort, they wouldn’t have gotten so far in today’s GOP.
LOL, so true!
Say that in a Barry White voice.
Ohhh yeahhh.
Chef: “I’m gonna make love to you, ottoman…”
whats next? … are you trying to tell me that MoFos don’t …
You’ll never find, as long as you live
A couch that loves you tender like I do
And you´ll never find, no matter where you search
A couch that cares about you the way I do
word in the internet is:
… it was a love seat identifying as chaise-longe
Gawd, people will believe any lie.
Everyone knows it was Rod Stewart! 
You don’t know where it’s been.
I wanna hear him deny he’s a couch fucker.
When you have sex with a couch you’re having sex with everyone who had sex with that couch.
Don’t neglect the pillows! Couches deserve foreplay.
Not if you’re a La-Z-Boy?
So, just him, then.
I think it was John Oliver who said that his staff had reached out to Vance’s office, who declined to comment - which, as Oliver pointed out, meant that they weren’t denying it.
Or every butt that ever sat there.
Ohhhhh! Now I understand.
I don’t think it was an analyst’s couch.
If it was, I doubt the therapist will break confidentiality.
Might invest in some bleach and Febreeze though
Pretty funny. I laughed.