Holy Shit! I got one of them lined Levi’s jackets with that almost exact pattern!
How about “I don’t really see her picture enough, nor care to remember what the real Mrs Vance looks like, so from context this is probably her.”
And just assuming whoever made the obviously-fake photo at least made it look like the real person
when travelling to Washington DC, you might … well … watch your back
Just don’t wear it inside-out by accident!
Yeah, Usha Vance does not take up a huge amount of space in my memory. “Indian woman, conventionally attractive, wears her hair long,” is about as much as I remember about how she looks. Putting her next to the AI version makes it clear they’re different people, but absent a reference pic, it’s entirely reasonable to see a picture that matches that description and is labelled “Usha Vance,” and not take the time to cross reference her image to make sure it’s actually her.
Anything from IKEA is good.
As a fairly normal man, I just can’t see Ikea as very sexy.
You do get to consruct the couch as you prefer, but it just has this Nordic coldness,
I don’t speak Swedish, but the Norwegian would be “Hva i helvete?” which is roughly “what the fuck” (“what the hell” but more rude)
I agree, I’m more into fiery Italian furniture
na da .
Wonder if Vance goes into a furniture store and says “I’d like a sexual couch for an occasional piece in my living room”.
I heard on the radio at work that Usha and JD just had their fourth child today. I think it’s the first time a VP has become a parent again in the office. None of the VPs in my life have ever done that.
Those were the initial reports, but I saw today that it last happened about 150 years ago, without saying who it was.
His name is Alec Neel Vance.
Welcome, baby Alec. Very best of luck to you, little one.
Found this on Newsweek
The last vice president to welcome a child while in office was Schuyler Colfax, whose son was born in 1870.
Hopefully JD Vance will become as obscure as Schulyer Colfax in 150 years.
Seconded. With a father like that, he’ll need it.
“Daddy, what’s the eternal truth we’ve always believed today?”
By the time the baby can talk, the eternal truth they’ve always believed will probably be changing by the hour
150 years? How about 150 WEEKS?
My first thought- “fuck, he’s reproducing!”
I feel sorry for the little squirt having a dingus for a daddy.
A couple years, the new baby will learn about Mommy Usha and the new Mommy Kirk, the bless-ed. 
A “little squirt” from a dingus is what led to this situation in the first place.