jeet jet?

skweet.

soopur skweet.

naw, jew?

Naw. yawntoo?

jauntsmore?

You’uns bet gitonouttahyere!

Yawn go over yonder and down the road a pyeece ta git ya sum’in ta et.

[sub]G-d, I hate Alabama.[/sub]

Naw. Gowongit me a sammitch.

Earsmelp:

http://funny-stuff-central.com/slurvian.php

http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Club/7977/slurvian.html

Botsmore?